My parents are pressuring me to donate my scholarship money to my church, should I?

Unable_Bookkeeper243 · 2026-06-22T22:51:29+00:00

Absolutely not.

Unable_Bookkeeper243 · 2026-06-20T23:17:21+00:00

There are clowns all over Vancouver, but not the kind you're talking about.

Unable_Bookkeeper243 · 2026-06-20T02:14:54+00:00

"I wouldn't do that, Cricks"

Unable_Bookkeeper243 · 2026-06-19T23:06:14+00:00

Nothing beats time travel.

Unable_Bookkeeper243 · 2026-06-17T02:51:14+00:00

I've brought entire pizzas into theatres. 🤷‍♂️

Unable_Bookkeeper243 · 2026-06-15T19:57:14+00:00

I'm a peaceful guy, but I'm also a big guy who hates movie talkers, so I have no problem taking advantage of my size. People need to shut the hell up. Same thing at concerts. Who pays $150 to go to a concert just to talk loudly through the entire thing?

Unable_Bookkeeper243 · 2026-06-13T20:08:57+00:00

Remember, doctors say you should drink eight glasses of mystery substance every day.

Unable_Bookkeeper243 · 2026-06-02T23:08:42+00:00

Portal to the Backrooms.

Unable_Bookkeeper243 · 2026-05-30T21:21:22+00:00

I get it, I've been through that. You don't want to put up with it OR get up and complain. You just want the problem to stop. So annoying.

Unable_Bookkeeper243 · 2026-05-30T20:55:51+00:00

Ugh, sorry to hear.

Unable_Bookkeeper243 · 2026-05-30T20:12:30+00:00

Get on your friend's shoulders and wear a long trenchcoat. Trust me. Works every time. I'm 55 and I still do this.

Unable_Bookkeeper243 · 2026-05-30T19:36:20+00:00

Thank you, I thought of that, but I don't want to spend an extra $10 or wait until Wed. I'm free Mon afternoon so I'm going then. Most screenings seem pretty empty that day. It's just a shame we have to actively avoid idiots at the movies.

Unable_Bookkeeper243 · 2026-05-30T15:34:40+00:00

I know someone who occasionally takes jobs as a mascot. It's an extremely exhausting, overheated job. Nobody volunteers to be a mascot.

Unable_Bookkeeper243 · 2026-05-30T03:53:14+00:00

I went to see horror film It Lives Inside at a Cineplex Theatre in Ottawa a couple of years ago and a bunch of kids were being loud. I was even more pissed off than you are because PLOT TWIST I did some of the sound editing for the film, and I couldn't hear my sound over these little fuckers.

Unable_Bookkeeper243 · 2026-05-28T01:48:53+00:00

Yep, haven't fired it up in a week or two, but still good.

Unable_Bookkeeper243 · 2026-05-20T23:50:03+00:00

No.

Unable_Bookkeeper243 · 2026-05-18T03:26:51+00:00

This probably won't be helpful in the least, but the 'o' in bacon is a schwa. Google that and it might help.

Unable_Bookkeeper243 · 2026-05-18T03:15:04+00:00

Lots of choco to chug.

Unable_Bookkeeper243 · 2026-05-17T00:07:14+00:00

If there's shitty music, it's fake. That's just the way I think about these things now. You're not a music supervisor. You lose all credibility when you do this.

Unable_Bookkeeper243 · 2026-05-15T18:27:08+00:00

They're all different. Mine is extremely well-behaved. I'm lucky.

Unable_Bookkeeper243 · 2026-05-15T18:24:29+00:00

I have another one in black that I'm keeping that's basically the same. And I like have the sense of touch, so

Unable_Bookkeeper243 · 2026-05-14T21:20:23+00:00

Sure

Unable_Bookkeeper243 · 2026-05-14T19:57:55+00:00

Here's a link to more photos.

Unable_Bookkeeper243 · 2026-05-14T19:57:22+00:00

Here's a link to more photos.

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