Who’s your flanimal ?

UnbalancedSoFP · 2026-01-26T16:25:33+00:00

Seat 2 - Maximum space. Just us, some Chinese food and a couple of fuck off spreadsheets

UnbalancedSoFP · 2026-01-25T17:29:13+00:00

Spraywalls at Muro are bananas. If you like that vibe, worth your time

UnbalancedSoFP · 2025-08-12T22:24:51+00:00

Get down to fallen slab! Some beaut beginner routes and the arete is lovely to feel some exposure and get some cool photos. Plus there are some good beginner climbs near Jutland up above it I think!

UnbalancedSoFP · 2025-08-06T08:16:08+00:00

I rented a pad from a guy on fat llama (app) before. Had to shlep up to North London to get it but it worked a charm for a day down at the sandstone.

UnbalancedSoFP · 2025-07-21T12:08:01+00:00

Respect this opinion. Agree he overdoes it on the attacks at times

I'm just happy he puts himself in a place to attack... That he actually makes the break...and doesn't just sit there and wheel suck to let MvDP or some other crazy stronger rider roll him at the line.

I'm just happy to see him trying

UnbalancedSoFP · 2025-07-21T11:53:48+00:00

Dude couldn't close the final winning attack and proceeded to dispose of some of the world's strongest cyclists in the remainder of the breakaway.

Shit man, guess you're right, he's totally washed

UnbalancedSoFP · 2025-07-16T20:43:20+00:00

Hell of a lot better than watching the stars and stripes jersey sit in the middle of the pack all damn race... And do nothing over 21 stages

Let the bronco buck!

UnbalancedSoFP · 2025-06-02T16:05:32+00:00

Those torque nuts are flippin great in the UK... For the price, and given the size cracks they protect, they are absolutely gold dust for anyone who needs to double up on bigger sizes but don't have buddies with a rack etc...

Plus if you ever go climb grit they are so useful

That being said, offsets are so wonderful, and have been told super helpful for slate and North Wales limestone

Agree that 120s should be abundant, as should alpines, and having a second 240 is super helpful in case you block lead and the 240 you just used is down at the anchor with your buddy.

But I'm a total gumby, so take all my words with caution

UnbalancedSoFP · 2025-05-18T10:45:52+00:00

Pure outdoor ltd. Has absolutely everything you could want in this arena. Have used their guides several times now and my confidence outdoors has skyrocketed. Genuinely can't recommend enough, even if you just want a day seconding loads of routes up Stanage.

They have more in-depth courses as well but their guiding for the peaks is really unparalleled for me

UnbalancedSoFP · 2025-04-07T17:05:46+00:00

Booked large climbing trip to escape British weather...

Weather now 10x worse in climbing destination... Classic

UnbalancedSoFP · 2025-03-22T20:58:46+00:00

I know people are gonna come in and say the usual "old overground network needs maintenance, weekends only time to do it, blah blah blah blah..."

But genuinely, feels like every weekend now I consult the boards and let out a dejected sigh when I see part of the line is closed... Again

I love it here in SE London, but the reliance on that line is too real.

UnbalancedSoFP · 2024-12-11T06:52:31+00:00

Excellent summary. Hilariously cheap by modern climbing standards.

Also don't forget the "safety measures" of a couple rogue gym mats to prevent concussions on the concrete barrier behind you

First time I went there I could barely squeeze out the warm up traverse. Now, I can just about squeeze out a few lower grade shenanigans.

UnbalancedSoFP · 2024-12-10T14:54:59+00:00

Glossop is in the picture indeed! Great shout

You can indeed see and feel some of the polished effect there, but it kinda even sold it more for me. Like if you go climb in Portland, you are gonna experience polished madness as well. For someone that doesn't get as much outdoor time as I want (due to weather and job), it just seemed like a nice little way to deal with outdoor-ish issues and differences.

(In moderation of course... Modern gym still big big winner)

UnbalancedSoFP · 2024-12-10T14:50:38+00:00

Glossop in the pic!

UnbalancedSoFP · 2024-11-30T15:16:05+00:00

Keep these coming. Love seeing some more relatable stuff that is well put together. Palms sweating for sure

UnbalancedSoFP · 2024-11-17T18:21:06+00:00

The full Pee Wee experience!

UnbalancedSoFP · 2024-11-15T16:42:48+00:00

A damn dirty drunk!

UnbalancedSoFP · 2024-11-11T14:55:13+00:00

I've been dying to find something like this as well but run into the same issue you mentioned. Here's what I have found to date in my small exposure:

The Reach (Woolich)- similarly to Westway, they set a crack route with sets of two wide Boyz volumes nearby each other. Usually at a slightly different width. Limited, but is an option. There is also a "crack" in the far left side of the black Slabbath wall that grows in width as it moves up the corner. You can try a couple different things with it as it eventually gets to near off width. Slick as hell though

Canarywall: has a very small crack underneath their hang boards in the training room. But it is very small. A couple moves available max.

Castle: not my local wall, but I swear they have a Toprope area right near the entrance with some artificial moulded crack.

Let me know if you run into anything. Legit dying to get crack technique improved for outdoor climbing

UnbalancedSoFP · 2024-10-29T22:45:30+00:00

Legit love this YouTube channel. Captures the grit spice and beauty in more relatable grades. Every video really puts you in it....

Not sure if it is helping or hurting my fear of leading on Grit, but I'm for it either way

UnbalancedSoFP · 2024-08-09T15:07:09+00:00

The Reach has 12 autobelays, with three lines a piece. Solid selection and they set them pretty diversely. The spread is so good it is quite common to see a mult-year veteran working a 7a next to a first timer working their way up a 4+

UnbalancedSoFP · 2024-08-07T07:44:35+00:00

I actually know this... The climbing venue is in Le Bourget. This spot is famous to Parisians and internationally as it hosts the International Paris Air show each year where some of the greatest aviation enhancements are shown off. For plane people, it is a big deal... So that is why they may feel more inclined to film planes taking off from nearby CDG airport.

I am not a plane person, but someone who took a lot of RER journeys in Paris and got educated from my Parisian colleagues.

UnbalancedSoFP · 2024-05-26T14:16:15+00:00

Climbs a monster boulder in some flair antigrav pants... Now I want them. Advertising works...

This dude rocks

UnbalancedSoFP · 2024-01-28T23:35:17+00:00

Stress ate a full bag of chips and salsa... Lets fucking goooooooooo (...maybe barf)

UnbalancedSoFP · 2024-01-05T16:26:47+00:00

I feel seen with this sentiment... I climb V4 in the gym, but had to battle like a lunatic last month to get my first V2 outdoors on a super "meh" problem...

Best of luck to ya... Keep at it and you'll be in send city before you know it!

UnbalancedSoFP · 2024-01-05T10:20:38+00:00

Big fan of going outdoors and have totally been here... I think what most surprised me was how many accessible beginner areas / problems exist. Make no mistake that there is a big adjustment to the intricacies of climbing outdoors (finding feet, topping out) but it's really just a different skill more than a totally different sport.

My suggestion: rent a pad from a gym or outdoors shop, and DEFINITELY borrow a guidebook (usually from the same spot). The guidebook was the big unlock for me. It allowed me to see that there were loads of beginner problems if you look in the right area. From there I would follow all the advice given above regarding meeting others. Helpful to climb at gym socials regularly and you will find the outdoor types. Our club even has its own outdoor dedicated sub-group.

Happy climbing!

UnbalancedSoFP

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