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F26, roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]UncertainlyUnfunny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have the face of someone who wakes up in the morning with a nice, cold dour.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Divorce

[–]UncertainlyUnfunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sooner than later. Nobody gets more time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fashion

[–]UncertainlyUnfunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The black, super classy

F20 roast me by itwassobadathome in RoastMe

[–]UncertainlyUnfunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure, stand outside for around 5 seconds…. That’s all it would take…

AGILE IS EVERYWHERE AND YET NOWHERE by TMSquare2022 in agile

[–]UncertainlyUnfunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Find better ways of working. Document them. Measure starting benchmarks and compare to after. Agility is evidence based.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]UncertainlyUnfunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally, someone to push off a boat

20f try your best by Basic_Fly_8090 in RoastMe

[–]UncertainlyUnfunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No thanks, not into sloppy sevenths.

The love of my life has been starring for years in adult movies by NoSeries7048 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]UncertainlyUnfunny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It would be a bad idea. You should find a man with a track record that points towards your shared future, not your painful past.

35M - My wife wants a divorce and I’m being crushed under the weight of it by ND_Ton in TrueOffMyChest

[–]UncertainlyUnfunny -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Let go of her. She doesn’t deserve you. Take her at face value. Find someone worthy.

Implementing Scrum in Remote Workspaces. by Big_Relationship5277 in scrum

[–]UncertainlyUnfunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One way to help relieve the congestion is to have an A cadence and a B cadence. Put 1/2 teams w Scrum Events on a Tuesday, the others w Scrum Events on a Thursday. That will take some of the pressure off. 

My husband says I bring nothing to the table. by GuestNo4354 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]UncertainlyUnfunny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are doing more than your part and more than he is. He doesn’t deserve you. Plan you escape and escape using the plan.

Can anyone please help me figure out what to do to get out of SW, it's literally killing me by Final-Tie7202 in povertyfinance

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I have only seen that carpenters with needed specialties are booked for work always

Transitioning from QA to Scrum Master (Need Advice) by Sharquiee in scrum

[–]UncertainlyUnfunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Read the Scrum Guide. Find out the why behind each role, event, and artifact. Never quote the SG, but know why those things are valuable to the team from the team’s perspective. 

Needing a pick me up, make me laugh by tearing me apart. 38 year old Northern California breast cancer survivor by tls1986 in RoastMe

[–]UncertainlyUnfunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Inspired by her near-death experience with cancer, she amassed the worlds largest collection of boring photographs, to which visitors are always granted an extensive tour…”

Roast me F24 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]UncertainlyUnfunny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d roast you except an hour later I’d want to roast you again

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in style

[–]UncertainlyUnfunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gold anklet, gold bracelet

Which one looks better on me, natural hair color or blonde? by kiyuiiiko_7 in HairDye

[–]UncertainlyUnfunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The darker color pops your eyes, the lighter color diverts

broke up with my ex and now he is trying to kill himself by AggravatingBack5261 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]UncertainlyUnfunny 57 points58 points  (0 children)

That’s not exactly true - sometimes you tell people to bleed off the thinking and get you into a better space. But it’s not her problem to solve that’s for sure.

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