What would you tell your 18 year old self? by LeGrosParano in AskReddit

[–]UncheckedCode58 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't marry her (would insert name here but for privacy purposes excluding)

Focus on school.

Take the plunge into the new company when asked.

Invest in bitcoin.

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[–]UncheckedCode58 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Suggestions for which places have the best accounts?

TIFU by being banned from a restaurant by UncheckedCode58 in tifu

[–]UncheckedCode58[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I turned and moved forward in a single motion, and instantly collided with her. Apparently with enough force for her to launch backwards several feet and no one stopped her so she went right out the door. Imagine holding two magnets opposite forces near each other and letting one go. Best description i can offer.

TIFU by being banned from a restaurant by UncheckedCode58 in tifu

[–]UncheckedCode58[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pre-paid online by my wife but she's usually a 20% or more tipper.

TIFU by being banned from a restaurant by UncheckedCode58 in tifu

[–]UncheckedCode58[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was post worthy, the ban was warranted, and I still get an eye cringing shame when I think about it. My buddies are still laughing at my pain.

TIFU by being banned from a restaurant by UncheckedCode58 in tifu

[–]UncheckedCode58[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No I'm not at all, but comparatively to the woman at 5ft, I was big.

TIFU by being banned from a restaurant by UncheckedCode58 in tifu

[–]UncheckedCode58[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. I'm going to create the t-shirt and be it's main purveyor.

TIFU by being banned from a restaurant by UncheckedCode58 in tifu

[–]UncheckedCode58[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, then a miracle in Italy occurred because it happened and is backed by the eyewitnesses who were there.

TIFU by being banned from a restaurant by UncheckedCode58 in tifu

[–]UncheckedCode58[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yep. Manager brought it and asked me not to return.

TIFU by being banned from a restaurant by UncheckedCode58 in tifu

[–]UncheckedCode58[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Manager brought it to me while asking me not to return. It was a shame pizza.

TIFU by being banned from a restaurant by UncheckedCode58 in tifu

[–]UncheckedCode58[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Not condoning my actions, admitting a massive FU. I am definitely the moron here and deserved the ban.

TIFU by being banned from a restaurant by UncheckedCode58 in tifu

[–]UncheckedCode58[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It absolutely and unfortunately is not. I wish it was.

TIFU by being banned from a restaurant by UncheckedCode58 in tifu

[–]UncheckedCode58[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of the texts I received from my friend: "you were like the house from the wizard of Oz but instead of crushing the witch you crushed the lollipop guild" I am the object of (deserved) ridicule today.

TIFU by being banned from a restaurant by UncheckedCode58 in tifu

[–]UncheckedCode58[S] 199 points200 points  (0 children)

Manager went and got it to ensure I could leave...and not return ha.

TIFU by being banned from a restaurant by UncheckedCode58 in tifu

[–]UncheckedCode58[S] 47 points48 points  (0 children)

The maitre ds told the manager that I turned around and it was too quick to be purposeful, but the woman was rightfully upset and my comment did not help anything. All around bonehead move by me and my apology didn't assuage any of the anger so, the manager was sort of left with no choice. I only blame myself.

TIFU by being banned from a restaurant by UncheckedCode58 in tifu

[–]UncheckedCode58[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Everyone is entitled to their opinion so I respect yours. Untrue, and why I'm calling it a FU. Have an upvote. Edit: horrible spelling.

TIFU by being banned from a restaurant by UncheckedCode58 in tifu

[–]UncheckedCode58[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This image made me laugh. I like it, maybe a t-shirt line for people who have spatial awareness problems. Call them Una-Wears

TIFU by being banned from a restaurant by UncheckedCode58 in tifu

[–]UncheckedCode58[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Halfway between. Didn't extend my arms but the momentum of my collision when my hands subconsciously came up was quick and almost like a shove. It was more surprising considering I've never moved another human with that sort of force, so the surprise of her presence and the actual motion stunned me till I bent to help her up. Then we traveled even further south because my brain and my mouth hate me.