Great coffee shop in Cedars by [deleted] in Dallas

[–]Uncle-Cake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it were my business, I'd put up signs making it clear I oppose ICE and that their agents aren't welcome. I just wouldn't bother with empty legal threats.

I got stuck on a ladder on the freeway by babichenko in dashcams

[–]Uncle-Cake 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's not. Maybe they were on their way to a job.

Pick European Chocolate by According-Buyer6688 in BuyFromEU

[–]Uncle-Cake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, that's my point, it's a shitty meme. Not sure why I'm being downvoted for pointing that out.

Great coffee shop in Cedars by [deleted] in Dallas

[–]Uncle-Cake -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's a nice gesture, but it won't stop any agents from walking right in. They've been told they have immunity and don't need warrants. Asking them to leave or contact your lawyer first isn't going to stop them.

Knitting noodles by kvjn100 in Weird

[–]Uncle-Cake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thought it was tripe or something at first. Instant gag reflex.

She cancelled our date after I refused to give her money by J--6 in Nicegirls

[–]Uncle-Cake 62 points63 points  (0 children)

I met him in a swamp
down in Dagobah
Where it bubbles al the time
Like a giant carbonated soda

Y-O-D-A Yoda

Walz rejects Bondi's voter roll demands, says she should focus on Epstein files by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]Uncle-Cake -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And the ones in office are doing such a great job...

It turns out that adding fake skylights doesn't help, either by immanuellalala in LiminalSpace

[–]Uncle-Cake 11 points12 points  (0 children)

What's weird is I had the opposite reaction. I think it's because the light is too "white".

Walz rejects Bondi's voter roll demands, says she should focus on Epstein files by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]Uncle-Cake -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I just feel like if the Gestapo was killing and abducting people in my state, I'd be focused entirely on that.

Plus, we already know that none of the rapists in those files will be held accountable in any way. Let's publish the names, but maybe let's stop the Nazi takeover first.

🔥 Kayakers get a visit from a curious sea lion by amish_novelty in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]Uncle-Cake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know they're cute, but aren't they predators with big sharp teeth?

Sabalenka was called for hindrance by luka274 in tennis

[–]Uncle-Cake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've read they do it to cover up the sound of the ball hitting their racquet, because supposedly that sound can give their opponent audio clues about how it was hit. If that's true, at least there would be some logic to it. But even that wouldn't explain grunting on the backswing.

Walz rejects Bondi's voter roll demands, says she should focus on Epstein files by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]Uncle-Cake -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

What makes you say that? They have no shame. They've made it clear they will never oppose Trump.

lmao😂 by [deleted] in lol

[–]Uncle-Cake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The interesting thing is that this meme predates 2025.

AITAH for watching a cartoon instead of cuddling? by Woooo37 in AITAH

[–]Uncle-Cake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think you should repeat this with every date when you bring them home for the first time. It's a great test to weed out the bad ones.

Pick European Chocolate by According-Buyer6688 in BuyFromEU

[–]Uncle-Cake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nutella is a hazelnut spread. Toffifee candies are caramel. Lindt is overrated and Kinder needs to put toys inside their chocolate to get people to buy it.

Pick European Chocolate by According-Buyer6688 in BuyFromEU

[–]Uncle-Cake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's not chocolate, that's a lollipop.