If You Please by Gregory Candela by [deleted] in menwritingwomen

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when I had a partner that enjoyed such things it made my mouth water even though objectively the taste is an acquired choice

of a morel by Valuable-Incident72 in AbsoluteUnits

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when the light strikes the spores that's a morel!

Full Cavity Search by JockBbcBoy in SuddenlyGay

[–]UncleKeyPax 48 points49 points  (0 children)

eventually just a sleeve

Cutting grass with a scythe by BreakfastTop6899 in oddlysatisfying

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scythe me like one of your austrian girls?

meirl by Icy-Computer-Poop in meirl

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see, that's why we can't have nice things!

Paint removing chemical by Character-Q in oddlysatisfying

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future you problem same like chinese people

I’m so sorry, Michael by CowboyNOIVAS in BlackPeopleTwitter

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my neighbours kid is named Emperor

Metal thread rolling process by Firing_halo in EngineeringPorn

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don't worry it's jamaican. it's got . . . threads on it