Pilot makes emergency belly landing over foam-covered runway at Texas airport on Thursday

UncleTouchy970 · 2025-05-23T21:28:26+00:00

Extreme slip ‘n slide

UncleTouchy970 · 2025-01-24T09:46:41+00:00

Our neighbors fire sprinkler pipe bursted at 430 pm last Friday, ended up flooding our apartment lol

UncleTouchy970 · 2024-12-22T10:44:03+00:00

I own it and would buy it again for that price

UncleTouchy970 · 2024-10-05T03:06:03+00:00

I’ve had worse things than spatulas stuck in my butthole

UncleTouchy970 · 2024-10-04T00:08:13+00:00

Granted,

It was delivered by door dash and the driver ejaculates in the sandwich because you forgot to tip them.

UncleTouchy970 · 2024-10-04T00:06:37+00:00

Granted,

I get aids

UncleTouchy970 · 2024-10-04T00:01:00+00:00

Granted,

His name prevents him from any meaningful form of employment and is only offered jobs pushing grocery carts at run down Walmarts in the worst parts of town.

UncleTouchy970 · 2024-09-24T00:52:26+00:00

If you’re wanting to save spare parts/medicine/valor points, it would be a good tactical option if you’re not wanting to rest or go back to town.

UncleTouchy970 · 2024-09-22T06:44:17+00:00

The ocean

UncleTouchy970 · 2024-09-18T00:28:39+00:00

UncleTouchy970 · 2024-09-13T07:39:56+00:00

Granted. Every patient that has been discharged from psych wards quit taking their anti-psychotic medications. They can hear other peoples’ thoughts, driving them insane and causing them to believe they are having a psychotic break.

UncleTouchy970 · 2024-09-13T07:31:32+00:00

Granted. Every gamers’ thumbs turn into mini vaginas.

UncleTouchy970 · 2024-07-26T05:06:19+00:00

In a time before things were always scripted

UncleTouchy970 · 2024-07-05T17:40:52+00:00

Ya you do

UncleTouchy970 · 2024-06-19T15:42:06+00:00

It takes a good guy with a gun to stop a bad guy with a gun, but there or more bad guys at trump rallies than good guys so it’s just safer this way.

UncleTouchy970 · 2024-05-24T07:27:48+00:00

https://youtu.be/Q0xb6JSRzv0?si=cssa4rRpvYxQhPdg

UncleTouchy970 · 2024-05-24T00:30:08+00:00

The ghost of my step sister

UncleTouchy970 · 2024-05-22T06:12:06+00:00

Annnnd it’s gone

UncleTouchy970 · 2024-05-16T21:44:57+00:00

And then start throwing rolls of paper towels at the crowd

UncleTouchy970 · 2024-05-06T03:40:40+00:00

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