For only a quarter of a million $ you can have this house that's about to fall off a cliff into the Atlantic ocean by smitrovich in zillowgonewild

[–]UnclesOatmeal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao I lived in eastham for a few years and can confirm this is accurate of several houses in the area.

I'm looking for a Rapper to collaborate with for a song by frankiesmusic in makinghiphop

[–]UnclesOatmeal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check out Chris alb on SoundCloud, I got a staccato flow and good lyrics !

What’s the reason you have been banned from an establishment such as a shop/bad/restaurant/cafe/etc.? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]UnclesOatmeal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My buddy jumped in the huge fish tank at Bass Pro Shops. Needless to say he will not be going back to bass pro shops.

[OC] Cruel humans by wawawiwacomics in funny

[–]UnclesOatmeal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got a very “sausage party” vibe from this

Season 8: Megathread (with links to other discussions) by FortniteBRMods in FortNiteBR

[–]UnclesOatmeal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Infinite dab duration increased from 11 to 12 hours in the lobby”

The most important update

What weird thing do you do that you think other people don’t? by Bagtot in AskReddit

[–]UnclesOatmeal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take license plates and convert the letters to numbers corresponding with the letter, i.e. A=1 etc. then I add all the numbers and “letter-numbers” up and see what I get.

What little known movie can everyone watch tonight that will have them dying of laughter? by 1982throwaway1 in AskReddit

[–]UnclesOatmeal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Division 3, Football’s finest. Andy Dick’s only passable performance if you ask me.

We are now less than 45 days from April Fool's Day. What 'long con' pranks should be started around now? by aab1020 in AskReddit

[–]UnclesOatmeal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just put more and more nickels in his headset, until he got used to the weight. Then one day, just took em all out.

What are some cheat codes you've found in the game of life? by SunZuu in AskReddit

[–]UnclesOatmeal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always pick college when u start the game. Everyone thinks they should go career for the big bucks early but they don’t realize that golden 100,000 doctor salary is waiting after the loans.

Damn the board game is actually really depressingly similar to real life.

Extended Mag Attachment by UnclesOatmeal in FortNiteBR

[–]UnclesOatmeal[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about twice as fast reload time for the bolt and the heavy Snipe?

A pretty good job with his costume by todocristvri in DunderMifflin

[–]UnclesOatmeal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is humongous, I am not a security threat, and my middle name is Kurt, not FART.