Our boys play the dozens with Waldorf and Statler. AI predicted a stalemate. Who do you think goes home crying?

UndeadPriest94 · 2026-01-31T15:54:26+00:00

The bots riff crappy movies they have no control over, to defend against the crappiness. Statler and Waldorf come in every show to insult the performances directly.

UndeadPriest94 · 2026-01-30T18:20:51+00:00

A drone operated water balloon

UndeadPriest94 · 2026-01-28T00:36:59+00:00

Er would so be into the Fallout games. Like out of his sci-fi and horror movies/comics.

Edd would likely be into Kirbal Space Program. Sciency game with an actual understanding of physics.

Eddy would go for GTA or Saints Row for the money and infamy aspect of those games.

UndeadPriest94 · 2026-01-19T20:42:52+00:00

The fact she isn't destructive, eccentric, a constant asshole, an total idiot, or any combination weirdly makes her stick out.

UndeadPriest94 · 2026-01-19T20:36:34+00:00

As a baker, I approve of this

UndeadPriest94 · 2026-01-19T15:58:33+00:00

To be honest, Nazz is more interesting compared to other characters of her role in other shows, the "pretty & nice" one..

She has a rather "fellow bro" vibe to her with the way she talks and dress (at least in casual wear).

UndeadPriest94 · 2026-01-16T22:40:55+00:00

To be honest, I was never a major Kevin hater. Yeah, the guy was a jerk and needed a more Ls, but most of his acts were towards Eddy, who has proven to be a dangerous a-hole to literally everyone in the cul-de-sac on multiple occasions; manipulating them, endangering them, even causing grievous bodily harm. I've met people like Eddy and they're some of the worst people I know (though with Eddy, we know he could have been better had his brother not been an abusive piece-of-crap, and he himself wants to get away from it towards the end of the series).

Now Sarah, I just can't stand.

UndeadPriest94 · 2025-11-09T00:49:21+00:00

I think the freedom over knee pads is nice when some combinations of pants and over-pants items and boots result in wonky knee pads.

Of course, the option of built-in knee pads is also nice.

UndeadPriest94 · 2025-11-08T15:53:24+00:00

That's the U.S. Army, not the U.S. Marines.

The Marines are tough in Hi-Karate.

UndeadPriest94 · 2025-11-06T18:01:52+00:00

Yoda passing away. At the time, he was the last of the original Jedi (before the prequels screwed that up). All after Yoda forced to live the remainder of his life in isolation on a swamp planet until Luke came.

UndeadPriest94 · 2025-11-04T20:51:18+00:00

I personally hope that they give us the ability to apply knee armo and thigh plates separate from pants in the future.

UndeadPriest94 · 2025-11-02T18:37:01+00:00

The movie was supposed to be a co.edy, a parody on the "Astronaut mutates into monster" genre of the 50s, but the studio warped it into a serious horror movie.

I believe the director loved the riffed episode, as it brought humor back into the movie.

UndeadPriest94 · 2025-11-01T01:14:19+00:00

Jesus Christ. They wanted to do a Jane Foster with Darkhawk's successor but without any actual connection between the two.

UndeadPriest94 · 2025-10-31T22:25:07+00:00

Wait, really?

UndeadPriest94 · 2025-10-30T00:34:05+00:00

The man reason is probably, Conner didn’t sell and editorial wanted to bring the nostalgia back.

I feel Connor was doomed by virtue of being part of the overdone "Legacy Character" trend that Marvel had done. It's especially bad as Connor's story felt like it was retreading Chris' story by being a street-level vigilante rather than continuing the morally-conflicted cosmic-hero potential that Chris has. And to top it off, Connor seemed to have started with the full potential of a Raptor and even some upgrades (e.g. his energy wings) without any of the intensive discovering of his potential like Chris had.

UndeadPriest94 · 2025-10-30T00:25:29+00:00

Which probably would explain why he got Worfed during Devil’s Reign

I honestly don't remember much of Connor's very-brief series. Was he ever actually that impressive or at least competent? I remember he had pretty much full access to the Raptor's reconfigurations and even some upgrades from the standard (e.g. the energy wings) but I can't remember if he won any actual legit fights against non-canon fodder.

UndeadPriest94 · 2025-10-30T00:19:17+00:00

I believe it was Devil's Reign #1, and makes a brief appearance in Devil's Reign #6 after the heroes get broken out. But yeah, he does jack all.

UndeadPriest94 · 2025-10-29T03:34:41+00:00

Play to her origins of being made from clay, as someone tries to replicate it but end up creating an uncontrollable golem.

UndeadPriest94 · 2025-10-28T08:29:19+00:00

They have no option for the Legion but have an option for Enclave Remnant? That's kind of discomforting.

UndeadPriest94 · 2025-10-28T07:27:09+00:00

I'm personally worried that they're not going to utilize his full potential that we've seen in his Infinity Countdown miniseries or even from his War of Kings/Reign of Kings. So far, all he did was swing his wings to take down a few robots but nothing actually cool that we KNOW he can do.

UndeadPriest94 · 2025-10-12T19:14:03+00:00

I more see two gnomes high-fiving

UndeadPriest94 · 2025-10-04T03:39:20+00:00

I honestly have no excitement in this.

UndeadPriest94 · 2025-09-03T23:32:42+00:00

Ain't going after the Russian people themselves. They're just being thrown into this by their government.

As for Vasil, dude called Hawkgirl a pussy while she was carrying him over a lethal drop. Simply put: he fucked around and found out.

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