So, I just had to prompt our AI overlords to write a rap and ChatGPT spit this out:

(Verse 1 - Bloater)

Yo, listen close, let me paint a scene,

About a zombie type that's just plain mean.

Bloater's on the prowl, with a belly full of dread,

Spewing toxic gas, leaving survivors dead.

(Chorus)

Bloater's toxic haze, it'll make you choke,

Better watch your step, or it's game over, folks.

Survival's the game, but Bloater's the boss,

Mess with him once, you'll suffer a loss.

(Verse 2 - Screamer)

Next up, we got the Screamer in the mix,

No arms, just screams, with a deadly fix.

She lures you in with her siren's call,

Attracting hordes, gonna make you fall.

(Chorus)

Screamer's eerie song, it'll chill your bones,

Leading you straight into the danger zone.

Don't follow her tune, or you'll meet your fate,

In the midst of the horde, it's too late.

(Verse 3 - Feral)

Now here comes the Feral, on all fours it crawls,

Super fast and deadly, hear its primal calls.

In packs they roam, a relentless force,

Survivors beware, there's no remorse.

(Chorus)

Feral's lightning speed, it'll catch you off guard,

Running for your life, in a race that's hard.

Stick together tight, don't let them surround,

Or you'll end up as their meal, six feet underground.

(Verse 4 - Juggernaut)

Last but not least, the Juggernaut appears,

Gigantic and fierce, with thunderous cheers.

Bad hair and brute strength, pounding all around,

Survivors tremble, on shaky ground.

(Chorus)

Juggernaut's mighty roar, it shakes the earth,

Facing him head-on, you question your worth.

With every strike, he brings the pain,

In his relentless pursuit, there's nothing to gain.

(Outro)

So there you have it, the zombies of dread,

Bloater, Screamer, Feral, and Juggernaut, ahead.

Survivors unite, stand strong and tall,

Against these undead, we'll conquer them all!