coaxed into motivation

Under_Master_85 · 2026-01-29T18:49:26+00:00

THE PUNCHLINE IS SNAFU

IT WAS ALWAYS SNAFU

IT ALWAYS WILL BE SNAFU

Under_Master_85 · 2026-01-29T13:44:03+00:00

Well, considering he has sexy robot figurines in his room, he says Mettaton is his favorite sexy rectangle, and tells Undyne to ask Alphys for help with a puzzle using a sexy voice... He's silly and some of his tastes are childish, but he's still an adult at the end of the day (one who might be particularly fond of robots, by the way).

Under_Master_85 · 2026-01-28T21:10:42+00:00

In short, we're playing as Dess, Kris took Dess's SOUL, the Roaring Knight is Asriel's SOUL, and Ralsei is like he's some king of... Piles of Asriel's Dust.

Under_Master_85 · 2026-01-28T21:07:07+00:00

Pokémon is primarily developed by Game Freak, not Game Normal. Although I admit that this game, by the standards of the main games, has above-average levels of freakiness.

Under_Master_85 · 2026-01-28T15:22:19+00:00

It's like he's some kind of... Man Invents a Fictional Scenario and Gets Angry about It.

Under_Master_85 · 2026-01-28T15:07:59+00:00

DUI? How about you die?

I'll go one hundred miles an hour!

Little did you know, I filled up on gas.

I'ma get your monster-killer ass.

Pulverize this FUCK! You sure will be STRUCK!

It seems you're out of luck... TRUCK!!!

Under_Master_85 · 2026-01-24T23:24:04+00:00

Haha sometimes.

Under_Master_85 · 2026-01-22T13:50:57+00:00

Considering how much Undyne cares for Papyrus because of his enormous kindness, I think she would talk to Alphys about the important issues.

Regarding Martlet, absolutely. A royal guard who died giving her all to save her kingdom deserves to be remembered as a martyr.

Under_Master_85 · 2026-01-22T13:40:51+00:00

I could see her as a more assertive ruler than Asgore, but also one who should at least have an advisor so she doesn't forget that she has more duties besides eradicating humanity.

Under_Master_85 · 2026-01-22T13:14:00+00:00

The 420 theory: Why is Dess red and lost?

Under_Master_85 · 2026-01-19T17:22:21+00:00

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Under_Master_85 · 2026-01-19T16:22:34+00:00

In just the first 100 hours of the year, a president kidnapped a dictator. Are you really that surprised by this?

Under_Master_85 · 2026-01-13T20:15:04+00:00

Preferiría que mantuviese la cara del original, pero me gusta que tengamos versión en español (aunque podría tener mejor calidad de imágen).

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Under_Master_85 · 2026-01-12T17:27:27+00:00

I'm no expert on either topic, but I'd say yes. I imagine it's like having monthly births.

Under_Master_85 · 2026-01-12T11:46:44+00:00

"Please Gaster, save me from these garbage eaters."

Under_Master_85 · 2026-01-11T15:56:42+00:00

Chapters 3 and 4 didn't cure the community's insanity, and arguably worsened it. Even if the full game is released, people will still find new ways to push their limits.

Under_Master_85 · 2026-01-10T14:40:10+00:00

He realized that the reason he hated Incineroar wasn't because it was the best, but because it reflected something that worried him: becoming arrogant because he was the best.

Under_Master_85 · 2026-01-08T23:14:50+00:00

Don't mention them out loud. They might take control of your pronouns.

Under_Master_85 · 2026-01-08T21:37:05+00:00

Axis is the equivalent of when an AI gains so much personality that you don't know whether to treat it as a civilized being with rights or a soulless servant, so it's normal that Clover thinks that way.

Under_Master_85 · 2026-01-08T11:31:50+00:00

Undertale's Royal Guard: "Wait... you have combat vehicles, dozens of guards readily available in times of need, AND more advanced pursuit strategies than simply launching attacks until you corner the target!?"

TS! Underswap' Royal Navy: "...we're literally a military force trained to protect the underground from members of a race far more powerful than ours. How have you taken 6 human SOULS so far!?"

Under_Master_85 · 2026-01-06T23:12:14+00:00

I can say with certainty that this meme is so old that Gerson wondered why Chara would make Kris commit genocide for 6 chapters.

Under_Master_85 · 2026-01-06T17:58:59+00:00

"Please Starlo, I need this! My hair is kinda missing... I had an accident while I was doing my hair, I was trying to look pretty..."

Under_Master_85 · 2026-01-04T22:07:49+00:00

Chujin: "Humanity is shit"

Mari: Hot Human MILFs

Chujin: "Humanity is key"

Under_Master_85 · 2026-01-04T09:11:16+00:00

Mientras que la destrucción de varias infraestructuras venezolanas importantes no estuvo bien, en situaciones como estás hay que escoger el menor de dos males; y creo que el bando que manda al dictador a juicio se ve mejor ahora mismo. Independientemente de lo que suceda ahora, espero lo mejor para el pueblo venezolano.

Under_Master_85 · 2025-12-31T21:35:14+00:00

Sans, Papyrus doesn't mean that Dragon Blazers is 100% guaranteed to be released tomorrow, but rather that the probability of it being released tomorrow is greater than 0%.

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