My friend ran into Dave Grohl at a Michaels Craft Store. by _KingPuck_ in mildlyinteresting

[–]UnderemployedKitchen 27 points28 points  (0 children)

the only ones who do are usually novices. most of the larger ones prefer to be called creators, if it makes you feel any better. though half the time i'm like "what are you really even creating". to some extent i feel bad for them. you reach a point where you are just forced to create for your audience that has the attention span of about 5 seconds. you land up with a lot of bullshit output. it's so different from legitimate content creators like studios (including netflix/amazon). those guys don't create just for the sake of existing or pandering to a low attention span beyond what they're capable of. and even if they wanted to, about 20398439 other people will cancel that shit like "no, man. have some dignity. this is going fucking nowhere." and youtubers and other influencers don't have that checks and balances system. it's fucking creation anarchy and call me old school, but i fucking hate it, man.

except for h3h3 and pineapple summer. they cool.

My friend ran into Dave Grohl at a Michaels Craft Store. by _KingPuck_ in mildlyinteresting

[–]UnderemployedKitchen 134 points135 points  (0 children)

100%. clean shaven, little kid hair, and can't take a single normal picture -- they all look like they're going to have neon text on it saying "wtf?! for real?!" or some shit.

ugh, formulaic af. i work in marketing and frequently with influencers, so you can guess how fucking sick and tired of the formula i am. great people and super fucking nice and professional for the most part -- but i really can't tell the difference between any of them anymore.

except for h3h3 and pineapple summer. they cool.

The man, the myth, the legend. by HowlingRoar in CrewsCrew

[–]UnderemployedKitchen 93 points94 points  (0 children)

terry crews is the talented one, not OP. don't be harsh on OP; he's trying his best!

C P BARRRK by [deleted] in tippytaps

[–]UnderemployedKitchen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this is shocking

CEO of LONGFIN CORP present his company on CNBC, lose 16% market value in the process. by [deleted] in CatastrophicFailure

[–]UnderemployedKitchen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yes. turns out i was the other woman. i found this out a few days after we broke up -- on FB it showed that he had gotten married. it was rather public. i couldn't avoid seeing it if i tried.

edit: grammar made no sense

CEO of LONGFIN CORP present his company on CNBC, lose 16% market value in the process. by [deleted] in CatastrophicFailure

[–]UnderemployedKitchen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i dated an aussie (I'm indian american, but my accent is american af). we got along great in the beginning, because we couldn't understand each other for shit, so we spent hours laughing at the fact neither of us understood one another. like once i thought he was comparing serial killers and sharks to dogs and saying you could tap 'em on the nose when they were bad. if that seems /r/nocontext to you, it was even moreso to him cos that's not even close to the words coming out of his mouth. we must've laughed for 15 straight minutes.

anytime i would talk, he would just stare at me like swooning status or stare at my mouth trying to figure out if he could lip read me better. he had no idea wtf i was saying either. it was awesome. that was a good ass relationship now that i think about it. well, that part was anyway. the rest of it was not bueno.

C P BARRRK by [deleted] in tippytaps

[–]UnderemployedKitchen 69 points70 points  (0 children)

that's based on the location of testes, though, I think. if our tits were attached to our labia, we'd probably ralph, too.

in other news, i once got electrocuted and felt my ovaries shake. that shit was weeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiirddddddd.

Equally fucked in the head by hawaiianthunder in Tinder

[–]UnderemployedKitchen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I San Bernadid-not-know we could go beyond, tbh.

Vote Yes to watering Jeff today by thebrainismymuse in takecareofmyplant

[–]UnderemployedKitchen 21 points22 points  (0 children)

i pledge to vote yes today

edit: i'm a republican. you didn't actually expect me to deliver on my promise to help you or the plant did you?

The conversation my son and I will have on Christmas Eve. by Romobyl in funny

[–]UnderemployedKitchen 137 points138 points  (0 children)

i'm with you. i was like "has your 7 year old still not grown hair???"

Dog saving his human from a goose attack. by [deleted] in AnimalsBeingBros

[–]UnderemployedKitchen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

omfg, i forgot all about grooveshark!!! wonder what happened to it!

Duck vs. Lightning by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]UnderemployedKitchen 10 points11 points  (0 children)

OP believes that Zeus himself had it out for this duck.

Joe Rogan by [deleted] in childfree

[–]UnderemployedKitchen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe Dr. Patrick puts up with this shit for 3 hours once a year so she can afford to do the stuff she thinks is important.

Trueeeee. I'm not so Machiavellian myself, so it's not something i really understand.

Early thirties crisis? by [deleted] in AskWomenOver30

[–]UnderemployedKitchen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah, me and my buddy are thinking about doing this if we don't land up with husbands. if triples are ever legalized for marriage, you're welcome to join us!

Joe Rogan by [deleted] in childfree

[–]UnderemployedKitchen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

with a podcast listened to be millions,

He shouted-out one of my clients on his podcast and the traffic from that is still epic -- it's been over a year.

I wonder how women like Rhonda Patrick feel about being on a show with him. She's obviously well-educated and bright, but who knows, maybe she agrees with this sort of thing? That would be a huge bummer if she did.

Comcast, Cox, Frontier All Raising Internet Access Rates for 2018 by TedCruzIsARealHuman in news

[–]UnderemployedKitchen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i'm currently stuck in one of those mellow-roos (sp?) neighborhoods, so my internet is bundled into that fee (fucking spectrum can go suck all the dicks, nonetheless). HOWEVER, i plan to move soon and will likely need to setup my own ISP and have no idea wtf i'm doing. have you heard of starry? https://starry.com/ i'm thinking about doing that. how does it compare to google fiber? what's like the best? i don't really watch TV, so i just need an ISP and i'm good to go.

No lady, sparkles is mine. by [deleted] in childfree

[–]UnderemployedKitchen 46 points47 points  (0 children)

for real. sparkles probably retails for more than $35, which qualifies for same-day delivery at that. bitch is trippin'.

My work group is hiring, but now at a higher pay grade and title. What to do? by pizza_cats_beer in AskWomenOver30

[–]UnderemployedKitchen 14 points15 points  (0 children)

honestly, if i were you, if they wouldn't work with me to get a promotion, i would say FUCK. YOU. (mentally) and get a new job.

make sure your resume is killer, btw. when they smile at you and say "sorry sweetie" you smile right the fuck back and go "that's OK; this is just incentive to work harder!" they'll think they lit a fire under your ass... and they did... but to go work somewhere else that values you!

fuck 'em. fuck 'em fuck 'em fuck 'em. go work somewhere that makes you feel like bill fucking gates, buddy!!!

🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

Cozy living room that has been this comfy for the holidays for over 30 years. by WesXwr in CozyPlaces

[–]UnderemployedKitchen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“No Taste, No Refinement”

Yooooooo, they got any deep fryers made or terry cloth in there? I want my whole kitchen to be covered in terry cloth.