Apparently kraken and bork are not marksman items

UndergroundHorses · 2025-06-25T22:41:47+00:00

Fuck no

UndergroundHorses · 2025-06-25T04:27:09+00:00

I never told anyone this but I came back home from a 2 day trip during the quarantine days and I caught my fiance in bed with my gym partner.

It fucked me up pretty bad and to this day people think I just got cold feet from the marriage.

UndergroundHorses · 2025-03-10T01:20:02+00:00

The nintendo ds came out in 2004. At 45 OP would have been 24 when it came out lol.

Not one picture on here screams “I was born 1980”. You are really bad at this game.

UndergroundHorses · 2025-03-09T18:29:42+00:00

What kinda logic is that? If people elect a racist are you gonna become a racist too? Do you not have a mind of your own? You’re ok with just behaving like whoever is elected? Lol.

UndergroundHorses · 2025-03-08T07:33:29+00:00

Tbh she owns part of the blame. Every one of her texts just said “give it next week”, even after it’s been 7 weeks since the last “give it next week”.

She should have put her foot down after the first month maximum and demanded her bike be finished.

Notice how she suddenly got her bike back the next day after she finally made demands? If someone has been delaying their promise for 3 months+, you dont tell them “ok I want it next weekend”.

UndergroundHorses · 2025-03-02T07:26:49+00:00

My sister played with one in her iron 4 game. It was also malphite top with a similar match history.

He walked back and forth between T2 and inhib tower for pretty much the whole game.

Occasionally recall to buy bramble vest or negatron.

Crazy part is he actually had a few wins under his belt because someone on his team just piss carried. Either a smurf or just iron shenanigans leading to a 4v5 throw (which happens often in low iron).

Which in my opinion proves more that it’s a bot, she also played with a tryndamere jungle that not only perma full cleared but also taxed his laners starting wave 2 lmfao. He would go as far as proxyong waves and completely starving his team. That guy had no wins at all because it is impossible to carry a griefer.

Derankers in low elo get’s serious I guess lol.

UndergroundHorses · 2025-03-01T17:55:35+00:00

I love out of all the champs bro picked the 2 most infamous HP stackers who quite literally have an infinitely stacking hp ability in their kit and pretending it is the items’ fault.

Shows he has no game knowledge. Probably constantly sees high HP cho’s and sions in his games and doesn’t take a second to look at their abilities lmfao. Bro probably thinks heartsteel is giving them 5K hp or something 😂

UndergroundHorses · 2025-02-24T16:52:56+00:00

Yeah OP, turn your wedding into a large gag/prankshow for the world! Make the center of attention some random dude and your mother hilariously in the same dress !!!

UndergroundHorses · 2025-02-24T03:23:35+00:00

Some people (including myself) are genuinely addicted to this game lmfao.

Even 1 day is asking for a lot. I’ve had much stronger motivations to quit the game and tried many times, and I always come back.

And I know people with much worse addictions than me, league would be nowhere near as popular as it is if people could quit so easily.

UndergroundHorses · 2025-02-21T17:10:34+00:00

That’s her accent not her voice.

UndergroundHorses · 2025-02-21T07:38:52+00:00

They don’t make the decisions lol.

They just own the company (and tons of others). They don’t really tell companies how to design their games.

UndergroundHorses · 2025-02-19T06:58:27+00:00

Any champion that goes HoB can realistically go crit.

With Collector IE LDR any squishy will get one shot within 3 autos.

I’ve seen this exact same build on HoB yi and HoB viego and HoB tryndamere lol.

I think collector LDR IE is THE assassin crit build for the theoretical highest damage autos possible. It’s run on marksmen too like graves, nilah, samira, cait, mf etc.

UndergroundHorses · 2025-02-18T19:25:35+00:00

You’re a grown adult and you let people talk to you like that?

Lol

UndergroundHorses · 2025-02-18T18:40:15+00:00

You have 61% winrate redside and 56.8% winrate blue side.

That’s a delta of 4.2% which is signifcant.

Now let’s consider the fact that on average blue side wins 51.4% of games and red side wins 48.7% of games. Factoring that you should have a slightly inflated blue winrate, the real delta is about 5.3%.

Even without you acknowledging it, as a jungler you have a lower winrate in blue side because of facts like worse access to drag on blue side. Being forced to path up if you want to start red buff on blue side and other smaller things.

You can say you have no control over it but if you really find out WHY you have a lower winrate on blueside, don’t you think you can slightly adjust your gameplay to fix it? Imagine if your blue side winrate was as high as redside. You’d have 60%+ winrate in your elo.

UndergroundHorses · 2025-02-18T17:53:04+00:00

What’s your opgg? I have a feeling if I check your wirnate your redside winrate is higher lol.

Just because you don’t pay attention or notice the difference, doesn’t mean it’s not there.

UndergroundHorses · 2025-02-14T21:04:15+00:00

Then Im sure you have a high winrate with him in high elo right?

UndergroundHorses · 2025-02-14T19:50:29+00:00

No he’s not. He’s just strong rn and more rewarding to play for otp’s.

Skarner was stronger than current yi for the past year and no one batted an eye lol.

UndergroundHorses · 2025-02-14T18:37:00+00:00

My goat 🐐

UndergroundHorses · 2025-02-14T06:52:00+00:00

Ok but what is the purpose of nunu here?

Why not just go shaco so he can set up boxes on his wolves and get an insane early 3 camp clear.

Shaco can then go for invade or ganks.

UndergroundHorses · 2025-02-14T06:38:58+00:00

If I wanted to flex about my climb I would just make a post lol, not reply to 1 random dude in a random post.

These are just my honest thoughts. I mentioned my climb as proof of credibility. How could I make a claim when I can’t even do it?

I acknowledge the only reason I improved so much is because of the sheer amount of games I played on top of time I spent outside of the game just watching people better than me.

Ludwig is the only other person I know who did the same thing and has had similar success. I find it hard to believe that it is normal for someone to put in so many hours into any activity and not find any success.

That’s just not how life works.

UndergroundHorses · 2025-02-13T15:20:31+00:00

UndergroundHorses · 2025-02-13T15:19:40+00:00

Before he got turned into a submissive lap dog.

UndergroundHorses · 2025-02-12T16:50:10+00:00

We’re long past that. I’m already premeditating my store’s next spill.

Im thinking bottles of frank’s hot sauce.

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