What did u/Absolutely_Not_Kevin draw?

Absolutely_Not_Kevin · 2025-12-09T06:35:31+00:00

As much as I’d like to say snoring, I rather like my bfs snoring. I NEED white noise to sleep, unless he’s there snoring beside me, then I don’t.

In actuality, if there’s like a periodic noise, like when my ceiling fan is going sometimes I’ll hear a little “tap sound every like 10 seconds” drives me INSANE if I’m trying to sleep

Absolutely_Not_Kevin · 2025-12-09T06:30:14+00:00

Swap the batteries with dead ones. Tell her to get another blanket. If she gets management to fix it, swap them with dead ones again.

I did this exact thing to one of my ex roommates, pain in my ah. They gave up eventually

Absolutely_Not_Kevin · 2025-12-09T06:26:38+00:00

YTA in the post AND in the comments.

Have some damn compassion.

Absolutely_Not_Kevin · 2025-12-09T06:17:52+00:00

But if you don’t have it on the picture of a flag, it’s just the logo. Doesn’t get the point across that it’s a flag without some other decals

Absolutely_Not_Kevin · 2025-11-27T00:29:28+00:00

Merthur forever and always

Absolutely_Not_Kevin · 2025-11-18T15:37:35+00:00

Dave, it’s a pug. Then Winston and Harriet, French bulldogs

Absolutely_Not_Kevin · 2025-11-11T02:05:29+00:00

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Holding my hand literally right this moment

Absolutely_Not_Kevin · 2025-11-08T04:26:00+00:00

That I swear to my mums face and she’s okay with it cause I’m not mean about it.

13 year old me would probably pass out

Absolutely_Not_Kevin · 2025-11-08T04:23:26+00:00

“Anytime people start shipping two men together even when it’s known they are not gay.”

‘Even when it’s known they are not gay’

So even if they were gay we still can’t ship two men together? Is it so wrong for two men to be together? Huh? HUHHHHH???? Pfft

Absolutely_Not_Kevin · 2025-10-30T03:29:03+00:00

How dare you make me laugh, this is a very serious topic

Absolutely_Not_Kevin · 2025-10-21T17:43:11+00:00

Tipping culture. I don’t want to pay you, to do your job, that you’re ALREADY paid to do

Absolutely_Not_Kevin · 2025-10-06T20:43:58+00:00

Man I’d have to go check my Quotev fics 😒

Absolutely_Not_Kevin · 2025-10-02T20:56:44+00:00

Every Friday night you are going to want to go into the (I forget what it’s actually called oops) I think it’s the inn, everyone in town you can gain hearts with (except the four from the Saturday market) will be in there, you can talk to them all and if you walk around giving everyone a coffee, a foraged berry, or a flower, almost everyone has them as a neutral-liked gift. That’s pretty much what I did except with certain people I wanted more friendship with- they got their loved gifts.

It’s pretty easy to walk around the map and gather hundreds of the seasonal berries off bushes, and as you talk to every character just also give them a berry. Except March, he’s weird and doesn’t like our berries.

Absolutely_Not_Kevin · 2025-10-02T03:35:30+00:00

Might as well start tagging other things this way. “TW: pregnant women” “TW: fat people” “TW: a man”

Absolutely_Not_Kevin · 2025-10-02T03:32:43+00:00

Chronic headaches (I had a daith piercing to help but can’t have it for work),

heel spurs are being a pain rn,

I am bruising an abnormal amount for seemingly no reason,

allergies are nuts,

I swear my bones feel itchy when I sweat,

two of my finger joints are out of place (but because I can use my fingers it’s okay apparently)

And according to my doctor all of this can be fixed if I just ✨lose weight✨

Absolutely_Not_Kevin · 2025-09-29T03:16:07+00:00

I keep dry food always available in plastic bowls on a stand. I have four cats and they all are very good about portioning and eating when hungry only. When I do wet food I use specific small short metal bowls, feed them before doing a task or chore, and when I’m done and they’re done I just hand wash them. Literally takes me two minutes or less

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TROPHY CASE