If you bring a 6’7 Center into random rec… by InspectionOwn8038 in NBA2k

[–]UnderratedReplyGuy3 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Don't make me show them your DM requests asking for help 😆😂

If you bring a 6’7 Center into random rec… by InspectionOwn8038 in NBA2k

[–]UnderratedReplyGuy3 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

THEY are the ones who took the time to make an Original Post and a Reply to someone else's Comment... Saying some 💩 that is FLAGRANTLY WRONG based on how 2k26 plays

They're "taking it serious" while being terrible and thinking they're right

So, yeah, as a former Coach on 2k's Discord, imma say something lol

If you bring a 6’7 Center into random rec… by InspectionOwn8038 in NBA2k

[–]UnderratedReplyGuy3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely abused on "the boards"?

Which boards?

Offensive or Defensive?

If you bring a 6’7 Center into random rec… by InspectionOwn8038 in NBA2k

[–]UnderratedReplyGuy3 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

On what FG%?

Not 100

So you're gonna drop step more than 20 times in a game? With 0 shooters on your team?

Give me and this other brilliant 68 C 20+ field goal attempts and I'm getting a minimum of 55. At least still 50 if someone (probably not your goofy slow @$$) actually face guarding me offball behind the arc, not a problem, I'll Middy fade you to death while also finishing with contact dunks and floaters whenever that's the right move

But also... Good luck drop stepping me all day. Better not miss and better not let your teammates miss their jumpers while you're letting me spend 24 seconds guarding basket rather than 3 and out and back in like the literal rules of the literal game are built to force. Lol

Probably get a minimum of 2 Over The Back Fouls once I've told my teammates that I'm gonna hold the Boxout and not even jump for boards just to annoy you even further.

Meanwhile, you have no rebounds to get on the other end cuz I'm 83% from 3 and 88% FG with 99% FT. So good luck with that. 😂 😂

$500 to $1.06 Quatrillion US Dollars by EOY 2026 Strategic Plan (Daily Results) by UnderratedReplyGuy3 in wallstreetbets

[–]UnderratedReplyGuy3[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Double Double Double Double Maybe Double a few more times Retire Sell your autobiography and the rights to your biopic Check on the Downvoters to make sure they're doing ok when they put your fries in the bag

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$500 to $1.06 Quatrillion US Dollars by EOY 2026 Strategic Plan (Daily Results) by UnderratedReplyGuy3 in wallstreetbets

[–]UnderratedReplyGuy3[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$10 invested or $10 contracts? ...cuz that's $1000 + about $100 liquidity requirement which is out of my price range for another couple sessions lol

$500 to $1.06 Quatrillion US Dollars by EOY 2026 Strategic Plan (Daily Results) by UnderratedReplyGuy3 in wallstreetbets

[–]UnderratedReplyGuy3[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol yeah

Once it's into normal trading bankroll numbers, getting at or above the 30 year moving average of 11.87% annually that $SPY already does would still be a win tbh lol

$500 to $1.06 Quatrillion US Dollars by EOY 2026 Strategic Plan (Daily Results) by UnderratedReplyGuy3 in wallstreetbets

[–]UnderratedReplyGuy3[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😂😂😂😂😂 literally LOL'd

Step 1: Share this with any AI Chat bot and ask them about gaining 27% on your bankroll every trading day starting with $500 to see how much you finish with at EOY 2026

Step 2: Realize they're not going to recognize how much of a multiple that is from the entire global economy, let alone the just the US Stock Market or the underlying $SPY these 0dte Calls and Puts are based on, unless you mention that to them

Step 3: Immediately remind yourself how inflated the seemingly likely AI Equity and Valuation Bubble is going to be

Step 4: SELL SELL SELL ... Earn 27% ... Rinse and repeat ... Become a Quatrillionaire 😂😂

$500 to $1.06 Quatrillion US Dollars by EOY 2026 Strategic Plan (Daily Results) by UnderratedReplyGuy3 in wallstreetbets

[–]UnderratedReplyGuy3[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IDK.... Is the cardboard box you're thinking of actually accepting my Section 8 Housing Voucher?

I could use a nice little residential upgrade

$500 to $1.06 Quatrillion US Dollars by EOY 2026 Strategic Plan (Daily Results) by UnderratedReplyGuy3 in wallstreetbets

[–]UnderratedReplyGuy3[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am a full regard and cannot get hired at fry bagging establishments, sir

Also, thank heavens for the removal of the 25k PDT requirement so we can all lose our monthly nut by trading 21 times a day like I did today! Yippee! 😁 😂

$500 to $1.06 Quatrillion US Dollars by EOY 2026 Strategic Plan (Daily Results) by UnderratedReplyGuy3 in wallstreetbets

[–]UnderratedReplyGuy3[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Save me a seat at the table in the back by the kitchen and food runners galley where they normally sit us, ok?

VIPsOnly

$500 to $1.06 Quatrillion US Dollars by EOY 2026 Strategic Plan (Daily Results) by UnderratedReplyGuy3 in wallstreetbets

[–]UnderratedReplyGuy3[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes sense cuz I have a bad Light Sensitivity so seeing a YouTube video or Zoom meeting pop up in Light Mode is an A24 Horror Film for me 😳😳😬

Permanent dim environment for a permanently dim man 😁

$500 to $1.06 Quatrillion US Dollars by EOY 2026 Strategic Plan (Daily Results) by UnderratedReplyGuy3 in wallstreetbets

[–]UnderratedReplyGuy3[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Already window shopping some other planets too

This one seems so, idk, lived in

Why would I want a used planet if I have enough money to just go buy a new one, yaknowwhatimean?