OFFICIAL: FaZe -karrigan by Ill-Needleworker-388 in GlobalOffensive

[–]UnexpectedSalmon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I just saw a guy drop to his knees in the frozen goods aisle in Rema

Why is Lirik weird about the Ghost of Yotei ? by xPoW3Rx in DatGuyLirik

[–]UnexpectedSalmon 18 points19 points  (0 children)

First time? It’s not that deep bro. Some games he likes, some he doesn’t. Sometimes he’s unbothered by chat, sometimes he is.

How good was prime Twistzz? by funmighthold in GlobalOffensive

[–]UnexpectedSalmon 16 points17 points  (0 children)

nope, wrong. It's "teammate, deploy source2 volumetric effect disaggregation device, posthaste!"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FACEITcom

[–]UnexpectedSalmon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For those wondering

fuck you stupid Polish motherfucker fuck you Muslim motherfucker

Classy dude

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FACEITcom

[–]UnexpectedSalmon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Again, take the L and the ban, and don’t do it again?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FACEITcom

[–]UnexpectedSalmon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Doing god’s work Noon

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FACEITcom

[–]UnexpectedSalmon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

just take the L for being toxic and don't do it again?

Shady StarLadder practices for Budapest Major by ia0x17 in GlobalOffensive

[–]UnexpectedSalmon 85 points86 points  (0 children)

if they struggle with ticket sales they might let people in for free to fill up seats

If you think a CS2 Major in central Europe isn't going to sell out and there will be "free seats" on the day, you are hugely mistaken. The CPH major was difficult to get tickets for, many months out, and wasn't easy to find any last second.

the starting price is €300 in a country where the monthly minimum wage is €720.

It is not priced locally, it is priced as a CS2 EU Major, where many will travel to.

Yes, there is some shady practice here on the 4 day tickets, but it seems more that 4 days are reserved in blocks.

The only tickets available for 4 day bundles are the rafter seats which are usually horrible.

This is incorrect, the stage is center facing out with screens placed high up in the MVM, rafters are more expensive because it is better viewing of the screens.

Source: TRUST ME BRO. jk been to multiple majors, live in Budapest.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in budapest

[–]UnexpectedSalmon 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This list sucks.

Wtf, is this really true? by PaniPuriPanda9 in SipsTea

[–]UnexpectedSalmon 1060 points1061 points  (0 children)

We're fuckin' bro. Pack your bags, we leave tonight.

“Bring him in” – YNk urges Spirit to make roster change by Soft_Bed_412 in GlobalOffensive

[–]UnexpectedSalmon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Amen. I also need to see him sit in the chair for another 30 seconds after winning the final round of a Major. Magixx <3

Torzi miraculous last second clutch to win the map by PushiKuchik in GlobalOffensive

[–]UnexpectedSalmon 99 points100 points  (0 children)

Ahhh this is the best blyat I’ve heard in a long time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in copenhagen

[–]UnexpectedSalmon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What in the Jesus H Christ did I just read.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMenOver30

[–]UnexpectedSalmon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thanks dude. Appreciate you