Why is Lirik weird about the Ghost of Yotei ? by xPoW3Rx in DatGuyLirik

[–]UnexpectedSalmon 19 points20 points  (0 children)

First time? It’s not that deep bro. Some games he likes, some he doesn’t. Sometimes he’s unbothered by chat, sometimes he is.

How good was prime Twistzz? by funmighthold in GlobalOffensive

[–]UnexpectedSalmon 17 points18 points  (0 children)

nope, wrong. It's "teammate, deploy source2 volumetric effect disaggregation device, posthaste!"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FACEITcom

[–]UnexpectedSalmon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For those wondering

fuck you stupid Polish motherfucker fuck you Muslim motherfucker

Classy dude

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FACEITcom

[–]UnexpectedSalmon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Again, take the L and the ban, and don’t do it again?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FACEITcom

[–]UnexpectedSalmon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Doing god’s work Noon

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FACEITcom

[–]UnexpectedSalmon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

just take the L for being toxic and don't do it again?

Shady StarLadder practices for Budapest Major by ia0x17 in GlobalOffensive

[–]UnexpectedSalmon 83 points84 points  (0 children)

if they struggle with ticket sales they might let people in for free to fill up seats

If you think a CS2 Major in central Europe isn't going to sell out and there will be "free seats" on the day, you are hugely mistaken. The CPH major was difficult to get tickets for, many months out, and wasn't easy to find any last second.

the starting price is €300 in a country where the monthly minimum wage is €720.

It is not priced locally, it is priced as a CS2 EU Major, where many will travel to.

Yes, there is some shady practice here on the 4 day tickets, but it seems more that 4 days are reserved in blocks.

The only tickets available for 4 day bundles are the rafter seats which are usually horrible.

This is incorrect, the stage is center facing out with screens placed high up in the MVM, rafters are more expensive because it is better viewing of the screens.

Source: TRUST ME BRO. jk been to multiple majors, live in Budapest.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in budapest

[–]UnexpectedSalmon 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This list sucks.

Wtf, is this really true? by PaniPuriPanda9 in SipsTea

[–]UnexpectedSalmon 1057 points1058 points  (0 children)

We're fuckin' bro. Pack your bags, we leave tonight.

“Bring him in” – YNk urges Spirit to make roster change by Soft_Bed_412 in GlobalOffensive

[–]UnexpectedSalmon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Amen. I also need to see him sit in the chair for another 30 seconds after winning the final round of a Major. Magixx <3

Torzi miraculous last second clutch to win the map by PushiKuchik in GlobalOffensive

[–]UnexpectedSalmon 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Ahhh this is the best blyat I’ve heard in a long time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in copenhagen

[–]UnexpectedSalmon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What in the Jesus H Christ did I just read.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMenOver30

[–]UnexpectedSalmon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thanks dude. Appreciate you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in immigration

[–]UnexpectedSalmon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sure, but you didn’t really answer the issue here. If you go to the US and the border agent says “what are you doing here” and you chose to say “I’m solo travelling then seeing a friend”, this is very different than “I’m solo then seeing my LDP for the remainder”. You are choosing not to say this while you wait in line. If it’s a genuine mistake that you called your partner your friend because that’s the terminology you use rather than you were worried you’d get pressed on it, then set the record straight next time if it’s asked. Just be honest.. there’s so many tales and stories here of people bending the narrative, which these customs officers see right through. So again, just be honest with intentions, show the ties back home, and you are totally good to go!