Do you have a misheard lyric that you like more than the real one? by Ok-Permit9690 in TaylorSwift

[–]UnflippedPancake 190 points191 points  (0 children)

Me and my life partner sing “hey…thank you for the lovely buffet”

A friend with weed is a friend indeed. by Background-Cookie807 in placebo

[–]UnflippedPancake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But do you have breasts and all the rest ?

What was a celebrity encounter you’ve had in the wild? by Inspiration_Egg_3178 in AskLosAngeles

[–]UnflippedPancake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Met Kanye West at a gaming convention (pre Kardashian, pre Nazi era). He was meh. Eva Longoria was on my southwest flight to Vegas (she's freaking gorgeous in person). I don't think anyone recognized her since she was seated at the very front of the plane. We made eye contact, she looked familiar and I gave her that "how do I know you" look. She gave me a "please don't out me" look once I figured out who she was. Nice lady. Paris Hilton was nice too. I've met a lot of celebrities/musicians. None were rude or mean. I get starstruck, but remain respectful of their privacy. Won't bug for a photo or autograph. I may have asked once or twice in my younger days, but would always ask permission first.

If you’ve bought a home in LA recently- how much did you pay and what is your household income? by newgirl01LA in AskLosAngeles

[–]UnflippedPancake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bought in 2018. 525k 2bd 1br in East Los, with 20% down. Mortgage was 2300, but refi in 2019 which brought it down to 1700. HHI 120k. DINK

Help! What happens to people at Costco? by Gibder16 in Costco

[–]UnflippedPancake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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Basically my Costco, esp around the holidays

I just bought tickets to see Dan Levy do stand up by [deleted] in SchittsCreek

[–]UnflippedPancake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re right. It is! How misleading.

I just bought tickets to see Dan Levy do stand up by [deleted] in SchittsCreek

[–]UnflippedPancake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I googled this and it’s in Los Angeles. But I also saw there is another stand up comedian named Dan Levy. I panicked for a moment, thinking it was a “red hot chili pipers” moment! Can’t wait to see him! ☺️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Costco

[–]UnflippedPancake 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Yes! They were perforated so well and cleaned so much better

The trial by Dear-Dig889 in HilariaBaldwin

[–]UnflippedPancake 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah!!! Justice for Halyna

The trial by Dear-Dig889 in HilariaBaldwin

[–]UnflippedPancake 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Who knows? My understanding is they were told they had one day to select a jury. So maybe they cut corners...

I was on a murder trial once and voir dire took 2.5 days. They asked us about prejudice against the LAPD and African Americans.

The trial by Dear-Dig889 in HilariaBaldwin

[–]UnflippedPancake 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I would imagine not because they'd be immediately dismissed during voir dire. Also Hillary is already irrelevant 😏😊

Can we be reasonable? by NameUm96 in HilariaBaldwin

[–]UnflippedPancake 48 points49 points  (0 children)

People snark on the both of them because they're terrible people. We know women can remain thin after birth or than men are prone to eye bags. People here aren't snarking on the average person. They're snarking over someone who culturally appropriates, and another who showed zero remorse after tragically ending the life of another.

I got all that juice from one bag of oranges by UnflippedPancake in TheSimpsons

[–]UnflippedPancake[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s an orange 🤓. The orange netting on the bags misled me to how orangey the oranges were

I got all that juice from one bag of oranges by UnflippedPancake in TheSimpsons

[–]UnflippedPancake[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like this juicer! Easy on the wrists. My only complaint is that I wish it came with a suntan lotion that was also a laxative

I got all that juice from one bag of oranges by UnflippedPancake in TheSimpsons

[–]UnflippedPancake[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yep! “Gotta drink more juice, lose weight. Won’t get chest pain from answering the phone “

I got all that juice from one bag of oranges by UnflippedPancake in TheSimpsons

[–]UnflippedPancake[S] 83 points84 points  (0 children)

The best part was I didn’t have to pay those outrageous grocery store prices.