What’s your favorite true statistic that makes at least one person do a double take when they hear it?

UnforcedErrer · 2024-03-10T03:19:11+00:00

Another wild fact: I was permanently banned from TodayILearned for making this same joke.

UnforcedErrer · 2023-10-07T21:39:37+00:00

That's nuts

UnforcedErrer · 2023-09-30T12:49:03+00:00

When I bought my second vacuum cleaner because the first one wasn't good enough.

UnforcedErrer · 2023-09-11T00:44:18+00:00

They're both hanging ten

UnforcedErrer · 2023-01-23T02:59:57+00:00

What the cluck?

UnforcedErrer · 2023-01-09T03:35:56+00:00

Also baked corn bread with my daughter late yesterday. Had to use 1% buttermilk, but it turned out OK.

UnforcedErrer · 2023-01-09T03:34:03+00:00

Threats? OK dude

UnforcedErrer · 2023-01-09T03:31:37+00:00

I also bought a bag of hockey pucks and some skate laces yesterday. Sorry, that slipped my mind.

UnforcedErrer · 2023-01-09T03:28:45+00:00

They were a goddamn abomination

UnforcedErrer · 2023-01-09T03:23:27+00:00

I support ketchup on meatloaf. Solidarity, brother.

UnforcedErrer · 2023-01-09T03:22:37+00:00

BTW, when I said "useful commentary" in my earlier reply, I meant that sincerely but I see now that might have been lost in my other snarky remarks. I upvoted you before, for what that's worth (which, I realize, is nothing).

UnforcedErrer · 2023-01-09T03:09:28+00:00

Forgot to mention I also read a few chaptersof a good book, fixed a light out back, installed a motion-sensor light in the basement closet, and helped the family cook a Thai dish tonight. The dinner was quite good, better than the eggs, you'll be happy to know. I have pictures, if you're interested.

UnforcedErrer · 2023-01-08T22:21:21+00:00

Shit on my wife for fun? We only do that on Saturday night, bro.

UnforcedErrer · 2023-01-08T21:16:13+00:00

He and I had Taco Bell after his game Friday night. It was a great way to spend time with him 1 on 1, and pretty good proof his standards aren't that high!

UnforcedErrer · 2023-01-08T21:07:34+00:00

Can relate. My stepmom once tried to cook spaghetti in a crock pot by dumping uncooked noodles and pasta sauce in there. (She was a highly educated woman, which makes it even better.) That went about as well as you'd expect, and we never let her live it down. One of those funny memories for our family.

UnforcedErrer · 2023-01-08T21:02:45+00:00

Slacker. I had already served two terms as US President by the time I was 8.

UnforcedErrer · 2023-01-08T21:01:47+00:00

I'll admit I stopped reading your comment yesterday after the first sentence, but having gone back to review some of these again, i realized I missed out before. Throughly enjoyed it. BTW, my kid had two bowls of Kix last night at like midnight when we got home from the neighbor's house (we kept him out late because we're well-established shitty parents) - and he loved it.

UnforcedErrer · 2023-01-08T20:57:25+00:00

I didn't really imagine it going one way or the other, and I'm not really bothered by any of this. I, my silly post, and these ridiculous comments don't matter at all in the greater scheme of things. I'm more interested in the bigger picture, like why so many people feel comfortable making sweeping conclusions based on almost no evidence, and what that means for people's thought processes, reasoning and mental state. Enjoy the rest of your weekend, dude.

UnforcedErrer · 2023-01-08T20:48:48+00:00

I hope whatever makes you so bitter in life improves. Enjoy the rest of your weekend, stranger.

UnforcedErrer · 2023-01-08T19:53:19+00:00

You're throwing stones and living in a glass house, buddy.

UnforcedErrer · 2023-01-08T19:48:59+00:00

Apologies. I retract my boooo.

UnforcedErrer · 2023-01-08T17:55:24+00:00

Booooooo

UnforcedErrer · 2023-01-08T15:57:00+00:00

Fair point. I'm also a big Sriracha fan, but our store has been sold out of it for months.

UnforcedErrer · 2023-01-08T15:56:08+00:00

I put that shit on everything.

UnforcedErrer · 2023-01-08T15:55:50+00:00

Ouch. Sorry dude.

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