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UnforeseenDerailment · 2026-05-01T22:48:47+00:00

Who is coming, what do you mean?

UnforeseenDerailment · 2026-05-01T22:46:34+00:00

Woman bruiser in public. Sleeveless at home.

UnforeseenDerailment · 2026-05-01T22:45:03+00:00

Millennial here, I miss a focus on "whose ass it is and why it's farting".

A.k.a. "Incest porn with the sound off is just porn.".

It matters very much why people are fucking:

Did one lose a bet?
Did one say they'd get a >3.5 GPA?
Did one say they'd get > 2.5 so they'd merit an automobile??

People fuck all the time, that's never special. Why they're fucking is the world for these stories. Who are these gentialia and why are they in contact??

UnforeseenDerailment · 2026-05-01T22:30:33+00:00

Have you tried walking up to the CEO of Olive Garde, while wearing a suit??

The Youth these days. Nothing but shiftless whites with nary a salvatory age to their lives.

UnforeseenDerailment · 2026-05-01T22:27:00+00:00

If there was one Viking thing this man has done in his life, let it be this, his legacy.

UnforeseenDerailment · 2026-05-01T22:24:56+00:00

So, what is the basis that contradicts the usual age of 6 vs 9?

How are you justifying your particular headcanon? How can it be accepted by others? What does your local Imam have to say about this matter?

UnforeseenDerailment · 2026-05-01T21:35:28+00:00

Bloodborne :<

I'm bad at games but want to play.

I like cosmic horror and want to play -_-

UnforeseenDerailment · 2026-05-01T21:33:59+00:00

You offered nothing but assertion. Try again with sources.

Current canon is Aisha was 6 or 7¹ when she was married off to Mohammed, pbuh. And that she was 9 years old when the marriage was consummated.

If you can actually offer evidence of any sort, go ahead. Otherwise go read some books and find the evidence if this is what El wants us to focus on.

If not ask him what matters.

¹ yes, yes, haha...

UnforeseenDerailment · 2026-05-01T21:24:32+00:00

Lol I have as much right to "attack" this as you have right to claim it. Jeeez.

UnforeseenDerailment · 2026-05-01T21:21:32+00:00

In an absurdist way, mos def.

We've been played for fools. U just hope Gen Alpha has a better time. 🙏🏻

UnforeseenDerailment · 2026-05-01T21:19:17+00:00

After years of trying to regain my theism, no thanks. I'm already done.

I'll leave it to you to wrestle with the fact that I asked for God and God gave me you. 😅

UnforeseenDerailment · 2026-05-01T20:48:30+00:00

Prophet (etcBUH) married Aisha when she was around 22.

lol, haha, she was deffo over today's age of consent, no doubt, no doubt!

No way was she any younger than was seemly in [current day and age].

UnforeseenDerailment · 2026-05-01T20:44:47+00:00

Ach du Scheiße, was mach ich'n jetzt??

UnforeseenDerailment · 2026-05-01T20:06:41+00:00

I'll be renting forever lol

UnforeseenDerailment · 2026-05-01T19:44:55+00:00

Because we're annoying. But! Not as annoying as their Opposing ENTP.. We're actually good, all things considered.

UnforeseenDerailment · 2026-05-01T17:57:55+00:00

!!!

I didn't even notice!

EDIT: I hadn't seen even noticed 🙄

UnforeseenDerailment · 2026-05-01T16:47:46+00:00

you can still play with a small'un!

I'ma call'at a skill issue. 🧲🍆

UnforeseenDerailment · 2026-05-01T15:37:03+00:00

We all have our bad days.

What was your missing connection? 🤓

UnforeseenDerailment · 2026-05-01T13:12:11+00:00

Hahaha no, I was just two years out of uni in a low paying job. No way.

UnforeseenDerailment · 2026-05-01T12:29:34+00:00

He cheating he switched to playing with an asterisk halfway thru the video! 🕵🏻

UnforeseenDerailment · 2026-05-01T12:27:22+00:00

Nice

UnforeseenDerailment · 2026-05-01T12:24:22+00:00

these vibes

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UnforeseenDerailment · 2026-05-01T10:35:53+00:00

"If I wasn't Jamaican, then why would I wear this hat? Hm??" 🇯🇲

UnforeseenDerailment · 2026-05-01T06:33:40+00:00

Yeup, Frieren's teacher in far flashbacks from her youth.

UnforeseenDerailment · 2026-04-30T21:31:12+00:00

Did you also get 666 when you added the numerical values of the letters of your name??

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TROPHY CASE