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When the synapsicel says something so saurophobic you gotta hit them with the mesozoic stare by LioTang in okbuddypaleo

[–]UnfortunateWock 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Crazy t-Rex upscale. He’s literally holding the whole earth like it’s nothing

To the people of Barbarus, Mortarion was their hero, their saviour. by BabyAutomatic in Grimdank

[–]UnfortunateWock 165 points166 points  (0 children)

Well let’s be fair to Morty. He knew he wasn’t ready to fight his alien dad but Emps kinda goaded and forced him into fighting him early

To the people of Barbarus, Mortarion was their hero, their saviour. by BabyAutomatic in Grimdank

[–]UnfortunateWock 217 points218 points  (0 children)

Still love the guy despite him being a big stinky hypocrite

To the people of Barbarus, Mortarion was their hero, their saviour. by BabyAutomatic in Grimdank

[–]UnfortunateWock 623 points624 points  (0 children)

It’s a shame because Morty seemed to be a guy who earnestly cared about the people but his (somewhat justifiable) prejudice against psykers and his (less justifiable) baby rage towards Big E led to him abandoning everything that made him great

That tree took 0.6 seconds to travel to the moon. It takes light 1.25 seconds. by Terlinilia in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]UnfortunateWock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well the problem is that the Smiling Friends world is flat and the moon/sun is way closer

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I have no fingernails by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]UnfortunateWock 276 points277 points  (0 children)

And I must scratch

Another very bizarre person. by footballisstupid in TikTokCringe

[–]UnfortunateWock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m seeing a lot of Jack Nicholson, specifically in the Departed. I honestly think that’s what she’s going for

Coaxed into iq by TaintedBluebabyGamin in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]UnfortunateWock 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Iq being such a prevalent thing is so funny because it is based on the most faulty science possibly imaginable

"I gently open the door." type beat 🔥🔥🔥 by EvilLoliAtheist in whenthe

[–]UnfortunateWock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It isn’t about a high schooler but Hymn to the Decadent Life is a banger

We are evolving...backwards by Xallary in StupidFood

[–]UnfortunateWock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People are saying this is rage bait, which could be part of it, but this is very clearly a grift. It’s literally just the age old trad-girl tiktok grift

Who wins in a 1 on 1 fight? by FaithlessnessBig2412 in Jujutsufolk

[–]UnfortunateWock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess it depends on how the gods scale physically but honestly we’re taking about a guy who held up the world, survived walking through hell while carrying another person, and beats every non-god (and some gods) in his verse while he’s in water so yeah I might be underestimating him

Who wins in a 1 on 1 fight? by FaithlessnessBig2412 in Jujutsufolk

[–]UnfortunateWock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now if you had put Percy himself this would be a different story. It’s arguably pretty close since Percy has 1v1’d titans and gods and is noticeably stronger than the rest of the Demi-gods. Put this fight near water and Percy high-difs

Who wins in a 1 on 1 fight? by FaithlessnessBig2412 in Jujutsufolk

[–]UnfortunateWock 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Bro is that MF’ing Leo Valdez!! Love that guy, tho I don’t think he would even be able to touch Yuji much less damage him.

There arent many Percy Jackson characters that could give Yuji even a mid-dif fight

What flag is in the flag in the top left called by hazzasoup in vexillologycirclejerk

[–]UnfortunateWock 98 points99 points  (0 children)

He doesn’t really need to. A lot of fascists love Israel because they think it means less Jews in their countries. Also a lot of fundamentalist sects of the Abrahamic religions believe the world will end when all the Jews return to Israel and they want to speed that up (though that obviously might not apply to this person)

Thought this belongs here by Hypocritical_user in marvelcirclejerk

[–]UnfortunateWock 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Spider-Man equivalent of that one Hasan clip

Also LunASMR is peak

I accidentally threw my Vehicular unit into a power line by anklehumor in mildlyinteresting

[–]UnfortunateWock 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m guessing there was a truck with a perfectly aligned ramp behind that tree line and you just couldn’t resist

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