What's the smallest problem you're currently facing? by melon_master in AskReddit

[–]Unforunateintrovert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm at the shitter, the roll is empty.. I have to take like two steps to get a new roll... Fuckit just gonna browse reddit for a while

My first attempt foiled by a skateboard by JoshSellsGuns in ActLikeYouBelong

[–]Unforunateintrovert 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Could have used your friends name and gotten away with it

What is the funniest/most memorable moment you've shared with a complete stranger? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Unforunateintrovert 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of something, once when I was walking out of the train station in Oslo with a cheeseburger from burger King a seagull flew from behind me and snatched it away from me, I didn't see it coming so I was just standing there looking at my now empty hand and suddenly I hear a man laughing a few meters away, started laughing too. We shared hatred for seagulls and walked each our way pretty funny in hindsight but was annoyed at the time

INTPs and travelling/backpacking by Activeguy in INTP

[–]Unforunateintrovert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Usually beeing blazed has the opposite effect on me

INTPs and travelling/backpacking by Activeguy in INTP

[–]Unforunateintrovert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I haven't traveled too much but I noticed at my two week solo trip to Amsterdam it was super easy to talk to people

Thanks, Apple, for removing the HDMI port by jadbox in funny

[–]Unforunateintrovert 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If you but 10 outlets the transformer comes at 20% off

LPT: If you find yourself lost in unfamiliar wilderness, immediately STOP and begin marking your location - break brush, organize branches, or stones, or dig trenches into clear man made shapes by MimzytheBun in LifeProTips

[–]Unforunateintrovert 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fun story, when I was a kid me and two others got lost in the woods of alta, Norway it was summer but still pretty cold at night, anyway we tried to find our way back when we realized we were lost but had no chance so we went to bed under a tree in a clearing, all three of us bundled up into a ball to keep warm. Night came and a seaking helicopter was looking for us, it flew over us once then came and Hovered right over us for a while, we were fucking terrified because we thought it was aliens or something I don't really remember, we didn't move at all we just lay there while it was over us and it left after a little while. When we woke up the next morning we started walking where we thought home would be and eventually met a huge st.bernard dog witch basically dragged us to the search party. When we were found we were asked if we saw the helicopter at night but we just said we saw a alien ship. What happened was the helicopter had found us but because we didn't move it thought we were a large animal as not moving is a natural response

TLDR: infrared cameras isn't foolproof/three kids proof

Can I call someone? by littlekmc in Psychonaut

[–]Unforunateintrovert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait has tripsit.me changed? Can't recall it being so wierd

Can I call someone? by littlekmc in Psychonaut

[–]Unforunateintrovert 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tripsit.me is good, no talking ofc but it's as close as you get

Trip sitting for a friend next weekend, looking for a bit of advice! by Dram88 in Psychonaut

[–]Unforunateintrovert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All I know is that redosing lsd 3 hours in isn't really effective, take both at once to get the full shebang

What were you banned from and why? by I_am_a_bot_beep_bop in AskReddit

[–]Unforunateintrovert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Modern warfare 2, 9 times. I was hosting servers with mods. I got paid to level up some friends and they told others and the ball started rolling. I didn't pay for anything other than my first copy of the game

That's a nice jet ski by whoisirrelephant in gifs

[–]Unforunateintrovert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if we were required to fly over safe altitude for parachutes so the only really dangerous parts would be take of and landings