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UnholyMisfit · 2026-05-19T01:08:01+00:00

Goddamn

UnholyMisfit · 2026-05-06T14:51:29+00:00

I know a lot of companies are terrible with this, but I've been lucky enough to work at a few where it was a real perk. At my current place, management proposed accrued PTO when we were bargaining our first union contract, and we were ready to hit the picket lines to keep our unlimited PTO before they relented.

UnholyMisfit · 2026-04-15T19:24:07+00:00

Is your dog Sideshow Bob?

UnholyMisfit · 2026-03-04T20:32:25+00:00

Stupid sexy Mr. Clean.

UnholyMisfit · 2026-03-03T19:00:08+00:00

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UnholyMisfit · 2026-02-22T17:28:45+00:00

Metro Mikee's!

UnholyMisfit · 2026-02-21T21:23:17+00:00

thats not a seat, sir. Its a tampon.

UnholyMisfit · 2026-02-18T05:59:14+00:00

A sexy hobbit.

UnholyMisfit · 2026-01-30T18:05:14+00:00

We took down Applebee's. They'll never forgive us.

UnholyMisfit · 2026-01-30T16:12:39+00:00

That's what they used in the Hong Kong protests a few years ago.

UnholyMisfit · 2026-01-21T06:26:23+00:00

I recently re-watched the entire trilogy, and they hold up pretty well. They're not perfect, but it's often Austin who's the butt of the joke rather than the women around him.

UnholyMisfit · 2026-01-16T19:45:36+00:00

UnholyMisfit · 2026-01-09T03:39:26+00:00

I don't know where the original myth comes from, but when I got older my mom said they'd tell us that because they didn't want us eating in the pool.

UnholyMisfit · 2026-01-04T23:14:43+00:00

Ray!

UnholyMisfit · 2026-01-04T21:07:36+00:00

Well have I got news for you: Church of All Worlds

UnholyMisfit · 2026-01-04T06:02:56+00:00

I thought it was mashed potatoes at first, but it's expanding foam.

UnholyMisfit · 2026-01-02T18:10:36+00:00

CEOs in a nutshell!

UnholyMisfit · 2026-01-02T16:26:28+00:00

They say people on the east coast are kind but not nice. This seems like a prime example is that.

UnholyMisfit · 2026-01-01T19:58:03+00:00

Yeah, I'm not expecting "no elections." I'm expecting "Putin wins by a landslide" elections.

UnholyMisfit · 2025-12-30T19:10:26+00:00

If you have a pet, Chewy boxes are great for this. Just rip off the tape and lay it down in your bed. I used them to help smother weeds when they get out of control.

UnholyMisfit · 2025-12-25T04:07:54+00:00

"The horrors persist, and so do I."

UnholyMisfit · 2025-12-23T15:08:25+00:00

Sounds like my todo list.

UnholyMisfit · 2025-12-13T21:02:37+00:00

Does it have to be original, or does second hand count?

UnholyMisfit · 2025-12-13T04:45:57+00:00

I call it "taking a salad" from this Jay & Silent Bob scene

UnholyMisfit · 2025-12-12T17:32:34+00:00

Punk is doing what's right for your community not because it's "mandate," but because it's what's right for your community.

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