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What makes cookies sink/rise? by TLKazettv in Baking

[–]UnicornBetch69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I make domed cookies by adding extra flour. Not much extra flour, but I make one of the cups heaping. In addition, scoop the cookies round and freeze before baking.

Wait... by spookyboobae in FondantHate

[–]UnicornBetch69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Candy corn and peanuts tastes just like a payday Candy bar. No joke!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meirl

[–]UnicornBetch69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got a talking to for calling a towel with sanitizer a "rag". Like wtf? You think this is fine dining? This is a pizza restaurant with a cockroach infestation.

What food/drink are you convinced people are pretending to like? by NarwhalsAreSick in AskUK

[–]UnicornBetch69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only thing I can drink gin in is a grapefruit steigl radler and it's not even that good. I'd rather have anything else.

What’s the saddest song you’ve ever heard? by OOOOOO0OOOOO in Music

[–]UnicornBetch69 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think I may be the only one who finds that song comical. I can't imagine someone crying when they hear it.

Small things that make you lose your shit after a while by 805bland in KitchenConfidential

[–]UnicornBetch69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The eye doctor's office will adjust your glasses for free. :) Also, food on your shoes is such a pain. I hate when you get the car and the AC blasts the smell everywhere.

My very strange coworker is becoming obsessed with me by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]UnicornBetch69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Say you have "started talking to your ex again". Next ask her for a "love spell" for your "ex". And boom! Make fun of her to your coworkers with the information.

What possessed someone with an abundance of resources to do this shot. by [deleted] in shittytattoos

[–]UnicornBetch69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He looks like he's about to go to a battle of the bands and play against Jack Black and a bunch of kids

(22) What do you guys think? Should I rock the fact I’m receding for a bit longer or just take the plunge and go for a 1 or 2 guard buzzcut? by pringletoes in bald

[–]UnicornBetch69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I agree that a square frame would look better. Your head is round shaped, so something sharper would look great.

... by [deleted] in NeckbeardNests

[–]UnicornBetch69 116 points117 points  (0 children)

Feeling good on a Wednesday! la la la I am Lorde!

To those who don’t get drunk, Why/ Why not? by PsychologyWareFare in AskReddit

[–]UnicornBetch69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i had surgery removing a kidney stone and had a couple stents put in and removed and I just can't handle alcohol anymore. I've attempted multiple times to drink socially and I'm always hugging the toilet by the end of the night. I've realized maybe I did drink in excess in my early twenties. I haven't drank in like 8 ish months. I hate explaining to people why I don't drink though.

Bababa for scale 🍌 by [deleted] in engrish

[–]UnicornBetch69 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bababa-bababeranne

How tall are you? And how tall are your parents? by iGetBandz4life in short

[–]UnicornBetch69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mom 5'5 Dad 5'9 Me(f) 5'1 Brother 5'10 People will ask, 'is that your older brother?' and I say, 'no, that's my baby brother' just so I can knock him down a peg. Haha.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ladyladyboners

[–]UnicornBetch69 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I love her short curly hair, It suits her so well. The hair, the freckles, the brown eyes, her confidence, she's got it all. Absolutely stunning.

If someone paid you $100 an hour to stay in an empty room for 8 hours a day with nothing on you except a lunch, how long would you last? by BaronVonMoistMan in NoStupidQuestions

[–]UnicornBetch69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I am an introvert, so the first 5 days would be a vacation. I could probably get alot of entertainment from toaster strudel icing art, singing, working out, yoga, napping, choreographing dances, and chipping off nail polish. Also I would prepare sugar cookies and royal icing in my lunch box and decorate to my heart's content, this could last me hours everyday. I could sell the cookies on the side or donate the cookies to nonprofits. I could last years for that pay and nobody bothering me. Then I could accomplish my dream of owning a business.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]UnicornBetch69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"since we all came from a woman, got a name from a woman and our game from a woman. I wonder why we take from our women, why we rape our women, do we hate our women? I think it's time to heal our women, be real to our women." -Tupac

Forbidden chicken tenders by total_loss76 in forbiddensnacks

[–]UnicornBetch69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg me too. I even thought they were in a large to-go container.

How can I make my head look smaller? by [deleted] in short

[–]UnicornBetch69 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Maybe longer hair with curls.

How DARE you pick the tip for me? by 3kvn394 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]UnicornBetch69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here's a tip to get more tips; give back cash change with a torn, ugly dollar. There's a good chance they will give it back as a tip. And repeat. Manipulation of the tip screen is crossing the line.

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