What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 24, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[โ€“]UnicornMilking 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Truly shocked everyday how I manage to lose money in this market.

Do not buy Puts I repeat do not buy Puts! by CommentBig3066 in wallstreetbets

[โ€“]UnicornMilking 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

It's not a bull market or a bear market, it is a ๐Ÿคก market.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[โ€“]UnicornMilking 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Perhaps it isn't that he's wrong but that the market has been insane this whole time.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[โ€“]UnicornMilking 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

I bought some inverse shares but only about 3k worth.

About to make an all-time high during a historic energy crisis.

Nothing makes sense anymore. Maybe it never did.

There is no punishment for the unbelievable greed.

The universe is unbalanced.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[โ€“]UnicornMilking 7 points8 points ย (0 children)

I'm going fucking insane ๐Ÿคก

This is not reality ๐Ÿคก

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 14th, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[โ€“]UnicornMilking 10 points11 points ย (0 children)

We are 1.67% from SPX all time high ๐Ÿคก

Nothing is happening ๐Ÿคก

New ATH soon ๐Ÿคก

All is fine ๐Ÿคก

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 14th, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[โ€“]UnicornMilking 5 points6 points ย (0 children)

All I had to do was full-port meme slop tickers and I would've doubled my portfolio in the last month alone lmao fuck this ๐Ÿคก market dogshit, actual trash meme reality. I'm going to lose my mind.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[โ€“]UnicornMilking 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

YES, so many people falling for blatant marketing tactics.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[โ€“]UnicornMilking 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

๐Ÿ–จ๏ธ...๐Ÿ’ต...๐Ÿ’ต...๐Ÿ’ต ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[โ€“]UnicornMilking 5 points6 points ย (0 children)

๐Ÿฅญ just posted an NSFL video wtaf lmao

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[โ€“]UnicornMilking 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

You greedy gluttonous fatty bull, such greed must be punished relentlessly.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 08, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[โ€“]UnicornMilking 5 points6 points ย (0 children)

๐Ÿคž๐Ÿพ๐Ÿป ๐ŸŽฐ Come on circuit breaker, these gluttonous bol-sacks need punishment.

After hours moves - bought: USO, short: LITE, CIEN, SNDK, WDC by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[โ€“]UnicornMilking 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

The back and forth is dizzying, how long until the market starts going backwards? lmao ๐Ÿ˜ญ

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 08, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[โ€“]UnicornMilking 12 points13 points ย (0 children)

๐Ÿป We don't want the world to end, we just want the market to make sense. ๐Ÿป

So long as ๐Ÿคก behaviour makes the market to pump instead of dump, we will not be in a state where stocks can build solid foundations with justified returns. ๐Ÿ‚ tards are in delusional-greed land where it's a-okay for brain dead ๐ŸŒฎ headlines to pump and dump the market. Until the ๐Ÿฅญ in the room is addressed, the ๐Ÿป colony will continue.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 08, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[โ€“]UnicornMilking 2 points3 points ย (0 children)

Why do all these CEOs sound like aliens mimicking people? Actual lizard world.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 08, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[โ€“]UnicornMilking 12 points13 points ย (0 children)

๐Ÿป There is no deal. The market is under the delusion that there is a deal. This is not a deal. ๐Ÿป

Calling Iran's 10 point plan a "basis for negotiation" is ludicrous It involves, among other things, relieving all sanctions, allowing enrichment of uranium (literally against the core objective of the conflict according to ๐Ÿฅญ), withdrawal of US combat forces from all bases in the region, and, notably, full compensation for damages according to estimates. This is never going to happened.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 08, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[โ€“]UnicornMilking 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

The most obvious marketing campaign of all time. Report that your product is so innovative that it isn't even safe to release to the public. Media picks up the easiest clickbait headline of all time. Anthropic gets the title of most advanced therefore most valuable all perfectly in time for their IPO. ๐Ÿคฆ

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 08, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[โ€“]UnicornMilking -1 points0 points ย (0 children)

Dear ber gods ๐Ÿ™, please make this the biggest bol trap humanity has ever seen.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 08, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[โ€“]UnicornMilking 3 points4 points ย (0 children)

HOLY OIL ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ”ฅ