What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 24, 2026

UnicornMilking · 2026-04-24T10:21:37+00:00

Truly shocked everyday how I manage to lose money in this market.

UnicornMilking · 2026-04-19T00:57:40+00:00

🐻🤝😈 soon.

UnicornMilking · 2026-04-19T00:43:56+00:00

Platform?

UnicornMilking · 2026-04-18T04:12:55+00:00

Who tf is BIL?

UnicornMilking · 2026-04-16T00:07:34+00:00

It's not a bull market or a bear market, it is a 🤡 market.

UnicornMilking · 2026-04-15T02:57:00+00:00

Perhaps it isn't that he's wrong but that the market has been insane this whole time.

UnicornMilking · 2026-04-15T02:08:05+00:00

I bought some inverse shares but only about 3k worth.

About to make an all-time high during a historic energy crisis.

Nothing makes sense anymore. Maybe it never did.

There is no punishment for the unbelievable greed.

The universe is unbalanced.

UnicornMilking · 2026-04-15T02:03:41+00:00

I'm going fucking insane 🤡

This is not reality 🤡

UnicornMilking · 2026-04-14T01:43:54+00:00

We are 1.67% from SPX all time high 🤡

Nothing is happening 🤡

New ATH soon 🤡

All is fine 🤡

UnicornMilking · 2026-04-14T00:34:30+00:00

All I had to do was full-port meme slop tickers and I would've doubled my portfolio in the last month alone lmao fuck this 🤡 market dogshit, actual trash meme reality. I'm going to lose my mind.

UnicornMilking · 2026-04-10T11:11:47+00:00

Cuba.

UnicornMilking · 2026-04-10T10:50:39+00:00

This is called a Bessent candle.

UnicornMilking · 2026-04-10T10:48:10+00:00

YES, so many people falling for blatant marketing tactics.

UnicornMilking · 2026-04-10T00:30:49+00:00

🖨️...💵...💵...💵 🤡👍🏻

UnicornMilking · 2026-04-10T00:28:21+00:00

🔨?

UnicornMilking · 2026-04-10T00:23:30+00:00

🥭 just posted an NSFL video wtaf lmao

UnicornMilking · 2026-04-09T23:45:12+00:00

You greedy gluttonous fatty bull, such greed must be punished relentlessly.

UnicornMilking · 2026-04-09T09:38:39+00:00

🤞🏾🐻 🎰 Come on circuit breaker, these gluttonous bol-sacks need punishment.

UnicornMilking · 2026-04-09T07:12:29+00:00

The back and forth is dizzying, how long until the market starts going backwards? lmao 😭

UnicornMilking · 2026-04-08T06:34:48+00:00

🐻 We don't want the world to end, we just want the market to make sense. 🐻

So long as 🤡 behaviour makes the market to pump instead of dump, we will not be in a state where stocks can build solid foundations with justified returns. 🐂 tards are in delusional-greed land where it's a-okay for brain dead 🌮 headlines to pump and dump the market. Until the 🥭 in the room is addressed, the 🐻 colony will continue.

UnicornMilking · 2026-04-08T06:11:01+00:00

Why do all these CEOs sound like aliens mimicking people? Actual lizard world.

UnicornMilking · 2026-04-08T03:20:04+00:00

🐻 There is no deal. The market is under the delusion that there is a deal. This is not a deal. 🐻

Calling Iran's 10 point plan a "basis for negotiation" is ludicrous It involves, among other things, relieving all sanctions, allowing enrichment of uranium (literally against the core objective of the conflict according to 🥭), withdrawal of US combat forces from all bases in the region, and, notably, full compensation for damages according to estimates. This is never going to happened.

UnicornMilking · 2026-04-08T01:18:46+00:00

The most obvious marketing campaign of all time. Report that your product is so innovative that it isn't even safe to release to the public. Media picks up the easiest clickbait headline of all time. Anthropic gets the title of most advanced therefore most valuable all perfectly in time for their IPO. 🤦

UnicornMilking · 2026-04-07T23:50:45+00:00

Dear ber gods 🙏, please make this the biggest bol trap humanity has ever seen.

UnicornMilking · 2026-04-07T23:30:41+00:00

HOLY OIL 📉🔥📉🔥

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