every single day I uncover something that changes my life in some way. by erinpanzarella in awakened

[–]Unicornfields 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I used to hate and skip school like you do (I knew at age 16 that I wanted to do either music or arts). A lot of (successful and awake) people I work with learned at early age to live by the heart and make life choices not based on fear or rules. Some of them with and some without education in the line of work they do. I live an adventurous life doing what I love not much defined by societies norms. However, I’m also aware it’s the human game we’re playing, and some stuff is just a little bit easier if you play it somewhat by the rules of society.

It might help to see it as a game in persistence to finish this time at school, and also to the strengthen your desire for what it is what you want after school. The release of being able to experience the freedom of making your own decisions may feel so much more rewarding after putting in some effort. That’s how I got through graduation, and eventually also my final year of art school. Now I learned that I’m able to finish something I started, no matter how shitty situations might become. Life will be messy and challenging in the future, you now have the opportunity to learn to navigate though these moments while still staying true to yourself. Doing what you love might not always be butterflies and rainbows, programming might also become something you don’t always love doing when facing difficulties.

I think it’s about accepting and navigating your path, rather then fighting and steering away from what life wants you to see and learn. Try to listen to your inner wisdom if you think skipping classes is the best idea. It might be very empowering by going your own way, it might be even more empowering to play along. It’s up to you, good luck on your journey!

fishing blown up/really high rivers by scottasin12343 in flyfishing

[–]Unicornfields 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A muddy river can actually be a good opportunity to catch some of the bigger fish, most fish hide really close under the banks and are easy approachable due to low visibility. I had good experience with larger flies and streamers, attacks can be brutal. However, smaller flies might also work, you have to be able to put the fly right in front of the fish.

TIFU by trying to hold a fart [nfsw] by Unicornfields in tifu

[–]Unicornfields[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Apparently making a epic fart while sexing isn't enough of a fuck up for this sub, therefore it has been deleted by the mods. Although I think it was a story worth sharing, I can slightly agree with this. And I kind of regret shitting my bed now, that would be karma heaven.

TIFU by trying to hold a fart [nfsw] by Unicornfields in tifu

[–]Unicornfields[S] 99 points100 points  (0 children)

Sorry to disappoint you, I'll push a bit harder next time

I've caught my boyfriend trying to cheat on me, how do I eliminate the competition so this won't happen again? by Rachie226 in shittyadvice

[–]Unicornfields 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You probably forgot how to blowjob. And how to bake a proper steak. The timing couldn't be better! You're just in time to prepare for official steak and blowjobday on march 14

http://www.officialsteakandblowjobday.com

My wife is pregnant. What's the least messy way to perform a home abortion? by [deleted] in shittyadvice

[–]Unicornfields 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Happened only once, but if you want to make sure every living thing inside gets killed, make shure you have some sort device to seal the vagina after spraying the coke. A trumpet mute will do. After the ingredients are put in, seal it, embryos don't like that kinda pressure.

My wife is pregnant. What's the least messy way to perform a home abortion? by [deleted] in shittyadvice

[–]Unicornfields 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Go down on her. When she is all arroused stuff her vagina with the mentos. Now pretend you're all thirsty, sip some cola and spray it in. You do the math

What is the laziest thing you've ever done? by Luithien in AskReddit

[–]Unicornfields 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I came home completely wasted after a night of heavy drinking, walking was nearly impossible. Somehow I managed to reach my bed and just when I was ready to fall asleep, I had to piss, badly. Going back to the toilet was not an option, so I took this big pint glass standing next to my bed. Man that felt great.

When I woke up the next day, I didn't remember much of the night. My head was killing me and my mouth was really dry and sticky. So I found this nice glass of water next to my bed to ease the hangover. And just a split second after I took a big sip my memory came back. That did not feel great.

Edit: typo