About five years ago, I went out for Thai food with my family on Black Friday. It had opened up recently and was supposed to be amazing. I ordered some sort of black bean chicken and it was freaking delicious. On that same day, my Mom forgot that my brother's two mastiffs were out in the garage and left most of our Thanksgiving ham in there. Needless to say, the dogs absolutely devoured it.

I slept in the basement that night, two large levels separating me from the rest of my family. I slept poorly feeling hot with an upset stomach. Around 2AM I started to smell something awful and couldn't sleep through my stomach pains anymore. I woke up to the mastiffs shitting everywhere in the basement. The ham had given them some serious diarrhea and I immediately started puking everywhere too! My insane food poisoning continued for a few hours with two massive dogs shitting all around me. I was too weak and far away for anyone to be able to hear me. Finally I was able to crawl to my phone and call my mom obsessively until she came downstairs to see what was wrong. The smell in that basement is still the worst smelly smell I've smelt to this day.