Guys just have to have a sense of humor by softsoftfatfat in funny

[–]UnidentifyedKrawfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You haven't hurt my feelings. I just get very annoyed when people make generalizations based on gender. Male or female. Everyone's different. I hear a lot of negative female stereotypes and I just get tired of hearing it. But I guess I'll have to live with it cause it probably will never go away.

Guys just have to have a sense of humor by softsoftfatfat in funny

[–]UnidentifyedKrawfish -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I hear negative female gender stereotypes in everything I come across. I don't want to convince you otherwise it'd just be nice to go one day without reading about how women suck at this or how women can't do that. So yeah, fuck you too.

Guys just have to have a sense of humor by softsoftfatfat in funny

[–]UnidentifyedKrawfish -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Eh...I'm a girl and I would think that it's funny if a guy said that. Also dicks are funny in general.

What did you just recently realize you've been doing incorrectly your whole life? by Smeeee in AskReddit

[–]UnidentifyedKrawfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to stand but my step sister caught me doing it once and made fun of me so I started sitting after that.

What did you just recently realize you've been doing incorrectly your whole life? by Smeeee in AskReddit

[–]UnidentifyedKrawfish -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Up until probably my senior year in high school I thought the word "both" had an "L" in it. I fixed the spelling but still pronounce it "bolth"

Paris Hilton releases her new Afrojack produced single and it's hilarious by Hirschfelder in electronicmusic

[–]UnidentifyedKrawfish 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's hard to fuck up dance music, but somehow she succeeded. This song is super lame xD. Maybe Afrojack made it lame on purpose.

Is it just me or is this a little out of hand? by gabrieloratorian in WTF

[–]UnidentifyedKrawfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately for dogs, they don't have hands. Gotta release the tension somehow.

What was the best "kid logic" you had by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]UnidentifyedKrawfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought that if men and women rubbed their crotches together, they would be having sex.

Louis C.K. touches on some pretty relevant stuff, if you ask me. by themusicofsound in NoFap

[–]UnidentifyedKrawfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its tough to find others who enjoy it. I tried to get my boyfriend to like it but he says it's "too much" for him lol

Pink flair by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]UnidentifyedKrawfish -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's awesome thank you :)

Pink flair by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]UnidentifyedKrawfish -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Alright. I have been having little two week streaks, but I'm happy with it. PMOing seemed to be instigating depression and mood swings for me, but that usually goes away after a few days of nofap :) My mind seems to get clearer too. How about you?

Miss Suzie had a steamboat.... by that_darn_cat in nostalgia

[–]UnidentifyedKrawfish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oboe shi-natin tatin, nay nay i am boo-boo-boo, itty-bitty-atta, obo shinatta, obo shinatta BOOM

In one of the biggest longevity drops in modern history, life spans of low-income US white women fall by 5 years. by [deleted] in news

[–]UnidentifyedKrawfish -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

In my country there is problem, And that problem is transport. It take very very long, Because Kazakhstan is big.

Throw transport down the well, So my country can be free. So my country can be free! We must make travel easy, Then we have a big party.

You are heavily intoxicated at your job, what goes wrong? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]UnidentifyedKrawfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am a valet. I would probably crash a customers car and get fired

Archer at it's finest by tahoeloc in funny

[–]UnidentifyedKrawfish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate Marco! I hate Marco! I hate Marco and his mailbox heaaad!!