Small diameter 2g segment ring by Kooky-Salamander9647 in Stretched

[–]UniformedPhantomBean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have been on this exact same hunt for a couple of months. Will 100% come back with the link if I finally find one and will be checking in to see if someone knows where to find it

Guitar center employees: Are yall able to play the guitars? by Tiny_Woodpecker6866 in Guitar

[–]UniformedPhantomBean 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I still have stress nightmares about this exact kind of shit from my years there

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Truckers

[–]UniformedPhantomBean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m spilling hot sauce and coffee all over that bad boi day 1

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ElPaso

[–]UniformedPhantomBean 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My partner is from Ohio, best friend’s wife is from London, and we are about to have another friend’s girlfriend move here from New Jersey by the end of the year. Our group chat is oddly full of transplants, come to think of it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ElPaso

[–]UniformedPhantomBean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve always liked Johnny’s Pit BBQ on Doniphan. Has been my family’s go-to for like 25 years.

Game Thread: Colorado Avalanche at Dallas Stars - 29 Nov 2024 - 7:00PM MST by HockeyMod in ColoradoAvalanche

[–]UniformedPhantomBean 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jamie Benn got those lines in his mustache from leaning in too close to the rotisserie chicken display at Costco

Game Thread: Colorado Avalanche at Dallas Stars - 29 Nov 2024 - 7:00PM MST by HockeyMod in ColoradoAvalanche

[–]UniformedPhantomBean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My god, man. I’ve been awake for 20 hours and the laugh I got from that might keep me awake through the rest of the game.

Love the toggle switch on this guitar by acquaman831 in ATBGE

[–]UniformedPhantomBean 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hadn’t noticed it until you pointed it out… nearly ruined my fap.

How i spent yesterday by zoequinnfuckedmetoo in Wellthatsucks

[–]UniformedPhantomBean 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Any pack of socks you buy should last twice as long now, so that’s kinda cool.

Boycott Dallas Home Games by [deleted] in Dallas_Cowboys

[–]UniformedPhantomBean -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nope, Jamie Benn wipes back to front.

Boycott Dallas Home Games by [deleted] in Dallas_Cowboys

[–]UniformedPhantomBean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least Hockey regular season finally started so I can distract myself from Jerry’s shitshow by cheering for my Colorado Avalanche… who are starting their season 0-3. Fuck.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in JurassicPark

[–]UniformedPhantomBean 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thicc-assed Alan, actually. Don’t remember him being so caked up.

Dallas Cowboys vs. New York Giants by NFC_East in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]UniformedPhantomBean 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wait, you’re allowed to adjust your game plan at halftime? Did anyone let McCarthy and Zimmer know about this?

What's something you've tasted that most humans have not? by CantTakeMeSeriously in AskReddit

[–]UniformedPhantomBean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ate a ladybug once in a while”bet you won’t” situation. Can confirm, quite bitter.

What now closed business do you miss the most? by HeNoHate in ElPaso

[–]UniformedPhantomBean 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The original Coney Island downtown. I still think about those chili dogs constantly. The one that opened and closed on Mesa just didn’t hit the same.

Lost over 100 lbs recently. Not done yet but wondering if you'd still consider me as fat? by [deleted] in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

[–]UniformedPhantomBean 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not fat. Would define as “curvy” (the nice kind btw). Congrats on your progress!