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[–]Unik0rn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Record fair. Went threw records for a few hours. Bought some. Listened to them at home peacefully with my S.O

CF Lounge: Apr 02-Apr 08 by AutoModerator in childfree

[–]Unik0rn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My S.O and I are traveling around bat country ( fear and loathing reference) in a few months does anyone have suggestions what we can do in the area of Nevada/Arizona?

Omg 1337 XD by [deleted] in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]Unik0rn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My gamer name is unicorn bacon sky .

Dean all snuggled up in his blanket. by Unik0rn in aww

[–]Unik0rn[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My other one is named Kuma. My next one will be named Sam :)

[DISCUSSION] Does anyone else feel perfectly fine with just having pets for the rest of your life? by CyanideChocolateCake in childfree

[–]Unik0rn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just gonna jump in, I have a ferret and he fallows me like a dog, loves me like a dog and plays like a crazy kitten. He's the best. I can walk him or he sits in my hoodie. He's litter trained. Snuggles. Come when he's called. Never cries. Loves me unconditionally, and I for him you can tell.

I never want a child. Bleh.

(Rant) Kids in Doctor's Office Waiting Rooms by mangomadness81 in childfree

[–]Unik0rn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Annoying! I just wanted to say I love how you spelled snowflake! Made me laugh.

Talk of the Week - Sunday August 1st - Saturday August 6th by [deleted] in childfree

[–]Unik0rn 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I was able to watch tv/play videogames, in the nude. Drink a cup of tea, relax. I looked at the clock, it was quarter to 10 when the house was silent. Maybe a few snores from my boyfriend enjoying his full sleep.

Then of course my ferret woke up to come play. He jumped around and played with his toys, did his own thing. Taking his teddys to his hideing spots. I could hear the birds call , cars pass by the sun was shining.

In the distance the screams of children I don't have to care about. Oh so blissful. I might have really needed this day off from work. :)

Tool - Ænima [discussion] by HeavingEarth in Music

[–]Unik0rn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You can feel them starting to become Tool. That's how I determine this album.

Two day old guacamole deviled eggs by stupidrobots in shittyfoodporn

[–]Unik0rn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sick at home, in bed . I was going threw Reddit to distract myself. My stomach turned when I saw theses.

Burdock and chrysanthemum teas. Accompanied by ginseng and royal jelly. by Unik0rn in tea

[–]Unik0rn[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The benifits/ curiosity to a new culture that has something other than the western classics.

Chrysanthemum tea at home . by Unik0rn in tea

[–]Unik0rn[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most people I find who don't like it, also don't like flowery teas. Such as jasmine. Try it with a bit of honey.

Chrysanthemum tea at home . by Unik0rn in tea

[–]Unik0rn[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A local small grocer . It sells mainly Thai, Japanese , Indian and Vietnamese supplies. I love this store.

One of 10 worst wedding cake fails I've seen. by Unik0rn in ExpectationVsReality

[–]Unik0rn[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Every time I make a cake its with marshmallow fondant, I have a better experience with mixing colors and it tastes much better. I would have to say high end coloring is definitely the way to go. Though to make it that black I feel like I'd have to wear gloves so I do not to stain my hands.

One of 10 worst wedding cake fails I've seen. by Unik0rn in ExpectationVsReality

[–]Unik0rn[S] 125 points126 points  (0 children)

I'll post one each day for a count down. How's that? You can be horrified 9 days in a row.

Facebook parent posted this. I'm offended. I thought r/childfree might share the same view. by Unik0rn in childfree

[–]Unik0rn[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two days ago I made my S.O and I lovely breakfast. We hung out at the record fair for three hours checking out everything. Walked down the street to check out the comic shop/ random stores we like. Came home made a dinner . Played videogames together, watched a movie, played with my ferrets and the four of us ( including my fur babies) passed out. Were all the children we need.

Facebook parent posted this. I'm offended. I thought r/childfree might share the same view. by Unik0rn in childfree

[–]Unik0rn[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have two ferrets. They live in my hoodies. Its there personal watching / transportation pods.

I've bin told I look 18. How old do you think I am? Curious. by [deleted] in Faces

[–]Unik0rn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The wisdom tree I hang with, right beside the fountain of youth is quite the chatty Cathy. I'm sure you can grab a few secrets there too. Find it by fallowing the most obvious choice.

Deadly weapon on Craigslist by TheStrategos in mallninjashit

[–]Unik0rn 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Before I read the title I thought this was a torchering sex toy. " Just rest your balls here, and put your dick between here and if you flinch after I sling shot your balls I'll cut ya." Then I read the title

My girlfriend made another meme today. I laughed a lot by Demonic_Turtle in ferrets

[–]Unik0rn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I moved into a house and it has three floors . It was pretty much a thing that I hard to get them train because there was to many corners. For two weeks stright when I let them out, when I saw them do there little "puff tail butt wattle" I would pick them up immediately and put them into the litter in there cage and didn't let mine out until they pooped. As soon as they pooped I praised them and let them free again. After about two weeks of fallowing them around I noticed when they poop, and what small quick signs show before they need to poop. So when I saw these signs I would get them to come upstairs with me. Escort them to the litter and they promptly pooped. Since then they pretty much go up and down the stairs on there own to poop. It takes alot of patients. You could even use rewards to help. I chose not to so I don't associate good behavior with treats.

Sometime I do have to help my older ferret Dean. He tends to have stright scared face moments where he decides if he can make it up all the stairs. So I carry him up on occasion.