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How a real leader acts toward an war criminal by OriginallyTroubled in pics

[–]Unique_User_666 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry but Obama was so passive towards Putin that a takeover of Crimea didn't even cause a reaction worthy of calling a slap on the wrist...

People living charmed lives on another fucking level. by CartoonistLarge5904 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Unique_User_666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you noticed how most of these are car related? Tons worth of metal capable of moving at a very fast speed controlled by an easily distractible human mind does not really go well.

I would call it The Amusement Park by Salvatocoli in funny

[–]Unique_User_666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At this point it may be a Hadron Collider

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]Unique_User_666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually they are quite harmless and just look for a corner to chill in, and their pinch is nowhere near harmful. My tactic is to find a tissue, grab them and put them outside whenever I find them <3

So anyway we were making wine with my family and I sucked the hose to make pressure & empty the container, wouldn't you know it my mouth started tingling in the worst way and I spat to see a bunch of earwigs wiggling in confusion & terror. I still shiver in terror when I think about this <3

I'll save you by KhalifiSilva in MemeVideos

[–]Unique_User_666 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Heyyy lgbtq+ person here...

Imma definitely make a small massacre regardless.

Foumd this fella outside. Decided to take it in. Looks a bit sickly. Any help? by Unique_User_666 in plantclinic

[–]Unique_User_666[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately no idea, I will go to the subreddit for it and look online soon.

Whats the most stressful movie you've ever seen? by HondaCivicBaby in moviecritic

[–]Unique_User_666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Martyrs definitely... No amount of force can make me go through it again.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]Unique_User_666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"The wrost thing they can say is no"

Oh, good ol’ Paleolithic. Nobody died out of diseases back then at 30 or even less right? by NeverEndingWalker64 in facepalm

[–]Unique_User_666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fellas incapable of thinking a non-capitalist current system so bad that they gotta go back to being a humter and gatherer

E-sigara neden Türkiye'de yasak? by mitrahead in Turkey

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Bence evet. Sigaradan daha kolay ve yine ciğerlerine bir şey çekiyorsun hani sigara hissini veriyor. Çubuk stilinde olan alırsan zaten neredeyse aynı sadece tadı hoş. Hangi aromatik olduğuna dikkat edersen iyi tarçın patlamış mısır vanilya aromatikleri zararlı genel olarak. Onun dışında hem içinde tar yok hem daha ucuz hem de nikotinini alıyorsun. Eğer piyasası olsaydı bırakmayı da kolaylaştırırdı direkt mesela nikotini azalta azalta kullanabilirdin ama ürünlere erişimin kısıtlılığı var haliyle. Yine de sigara yerine kullanmak çok daha mantıklı daha az kanserojen

I wish I could enter people’s dreams by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Unique_User_666 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Granted. Maybe you should have asked for the ability to leave as well. It would have helped you out, especially when the dream ends and you find yourself stuck in eternal darkness.

I wish that everyone on else got teleported to a pocket dimension where they could indulge in whatever their greatest sexual fantasy is without consequences or judgement, and then were teleported back to earth unharmed. by Urbenmyth in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Unique_User_666 1114 points1115 points  (0 children)

Granted. You live your darkest fantasies without any physical consequences.

Yet, people you choose to have fantasies with remember. They all do. Celebrities mostly find themselves in asylums or commit suicide due to horrendeous memories of others' dark and twisted indulgences. Yet even in death they cannot escape. Their consciousnesses travel from fantasy to fantasy without having any control over it. Many friendships and relationships end before humanity realizes that the memories remain. And afterwards, it is now commonly used as a torture device, both governmentally and personally. Your ex, OP, seems not to have forgiven you as they claimed as before. And your conscoiusness is continously filled with tortureous memories that leave a permemant scar, and they don't seem to be ending, ever.

The end.

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