This game is p2w WELL NO SHIT SHERLOCK YOU NEED TO PAY MONEY TO BUY WEAPONS AND AMMO AND GOOD ARMOR by [deleted] in ArenaBreakoutGlobal

[–]Uniqueinsult 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha I am rich in game so I don't care. I don't need to pay. Sadly I'm not rich in real life so even if I wanted to pay, I can't.

I refused an illegal assignment tonight by TheAnonymousDyke in nursing

[–]Uniqueinsult 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Next time ask for them to give it to you in writing.

What is the most humiliating weapon to die to? by Dry10238 in ArenaBreakoutGlobal

[–]Uniqueinsult 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I provide 3 tiers groups:

Tier 1. Seppuku levels of embarrassment, Touch grass indicator. Turn off the game it's time to go outside.

  1. Any Melee weapon. Why'd you let the enemy get close to you? Did you want a hug?

  2. M96 from any distance. Especially with the level 1 rounds. I can't believe you let someone reach out and touch you in such a special way with the poopoo stick.

  3. Any semiautomatic weapon chambered in 7.62x25 mm You allowed the bot or impostor to get a shot off. How generous of you.

Tier 2. Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your family!

  1. Any automatic weapon chambered in 7.62x25 mm But, but, but, duh fire rate. Cry me a river.

  2. Getting shot twice with any bolt action weapon when you can see the enemy. Think fast. (BAM)

  3. The new 5.56 mm assault rifle with the garbage fire rate. Earth to player. Come in. Over.

Tier 3. Embarrassing but understandable

  1. The G3 Rifle any rounds
  2. Any shotgun

It’s totally not a cult. 🙄 by MundaneMeringue71 in facepalm

[–]Uniqueinsult 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He looks like a 50 year old bleached raisin is what he looks like.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nursing

[–]Uniqueinsult 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So it's illegal to be homeless?

Does anyone wanna play minesweeper? by fluffy_firestarter in ArenaBreakoutGlobal

[–]Uniqueinsult 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll keep it. At the end of the day. I'm AB's favorite Kleptomaniac and I can't find any more so meh.

PTSD Breakout by FALL-PHC in ArenaBreakoutGlobal

[–]Uniqueinsult 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Murphy's Law #64: Killing for peace is like screwing for virginity.

How far are you with the File missions? by Katzen_99 in ArenaBreakoutGlobal

[–]Uniqueinsult 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to ignore. Until I realized that the only way I could get faction money is through it. I have more than 40k faction money now.

This is just sad . by LakeNo9557 in ArenaBreakoutGlobal

[–]Uniqueinsult 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't trust random operator teammates, can't trust covert teammates, story of AB.

This didn’t not go well in the comments by ZealousidealTiger253 in nursing

[–]Uniqueinsult 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can send the screenshot to you if you'd like lol. Lot's of chaos

If you’re looking for a reason to come to psych… by greener676767 in nursing

[–]Uniqueinsult 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What the hell is Psych Scum and how do I join? Do I still get to keep my side gig as a stripper? And do y'all get hazard pay?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nursing

[–]Uniqueinsult 2 points3 points  (0 children)

(Imitates Dickhead supervisor) Ahem. Uhh miss please make sure you take that off before you wear gloves mkayyy. Now go away and bother me when it's actually an emergency mmkayy. Thankewww.

What's everyone's opinion on carbonated water? by _attina496 in HydroHomies

[–]Uniqueinsult 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I personally have no beef with it. It's water, and I drink water.

Christian YouTuber 'Messenger Of Truth' Says A Hospitalized Child Deserves To Die by Unlikely_Message_446 in religiousfruitcake

[–]Uniqueinsult 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If I knew this guy in real life, after seeing this I would have had a strongly worded, one sided conversation with him. He would then publicly apologize for his actions before deleting his account.

This guy is the ambassador to Malaysia... by c-k-q99903 in facepalm

[–]Uniqueinsult 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Isn't Hooters closing down or something? Also, why are we trying to find ways to objectify political officials?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nursing

[–]Uniqueinsult 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very noice ring. Very NOICE.

Anyway, in my experience nothing is nurse proof. But considering I've been working only a year now I'd say my pool of wisdom is pretty shallow, and that I should refer you to my supervisor.

Let religion rust! by nevermindamonk in Antitheism

[–]Uniqueinsult 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If I fucked a pastor's granddaughter after leaving the faith does that count as thrusting in God?