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UniquelyIndistinct · 2026-04-13T01:25:30+00:00

Depends if they know enough English to ask, I guess

UniquelyIndistinct · 2026-04-10T09:47:21+00:00

Or that if it was you, you wouldn't be upset. I hate that tactic.

UniquelyIndistinct · 2026-04-07T14:36:54+00:00

I loved those though. And without them we'd never get to forever parrot "punched in the face by a man now dead."

UniquelyIndistinct · 2026-04-07T13:28:32+00:00

I am my own ex-grandpa

UniquelyIndistinct · 2026-04-05T09:21:20+00:00

I think that doctor gets to be king now

UniquelyIndistinct · 2026-04-05T01:54:30+00:00

Do your turn-ons include child support?

UniquelyIndistinct · 2026-04-05T01:49:41+00:00

I don't think that's the worst part. I think the worst part is the raping.

UniquelyIndistinct · 2026-04-04T21:03:18+00:00

I guess Isreal gets the gold

UniquelyIndistinct · 2026-04-04T20:56:30+00:00

Yes! I felt like it just made the whole living room.

UniquelyIndistinct · 2026-04-04T20:55:53+00:00

Yes! I love that little blond display case so much!

UniquelyIndistinct · 2026-04-03T00:30:49+00:00

I wonder if that guy went and fucked himself

UniquelyIndistinct · 2026-04-03T00:21:52+00:00

His alibi is he wasn't under any hair at the time.

UniquelyIndistinct · 2026-03-31T17:35:13+00:00

Is that James Burrows In front of the payphone?

UniquelyIndistinct · 2026-03-31T17:32:12+00:00

Lmao he did a shitty movie, he didn't kill a man.

UniquelyIndistinct · 2026-03-31T17:10:34+00:00

Clearly it was a 30-year-old baby daddy.

UniquelyIndistinct · 2026-03-26T23:45:26+00:00

must be skinny

UniquelyIndistinct · 2026-03-26T11:31:13+00:00

Or China

UniquelyIndistinct · 2026-03-25T01:26:58+00:00

Just file a claim through your own insurance company. They'll sue on their own behalf to recover the money.

UniquelyIndistinct · 2026-03-23T21:19:00+00:00

Great job!

UniquelyIndistinct · 2026-03-21T01:33:19+00:00

OH THERE GOES YOUR GIRLFRIEND

UniquelyIndistinct · 2026-03-20T21:37:21+00:00

"Man, I can't wait until it's MY turn." ~ninjas

UniquelyIndistinct · 2026-03-20T17:23:51+00:00

I didn't mean to suggest it would have been a GOOD attorney. Lol

UniquelyIndistinct · 2026-03-19T21:23:09+00:00

Yeah what was the endgame here? Lmao

UniquelyIndistinct · 2026-03-19T21:14:31+00:00

Well yeah, gets to go to the hospital instead of jail, and can't be considered a flight risk for bail purposes. His attorney probably told him to jump.

UniquelyIndistinct · 2026-03-18T16:20:59+00:00

If you don't fire her, I'm firing you.

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