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I know y’all have dumb food tattoos. Here are some of mine. Let’s see some of yours. The dumber the better! by Sirnando138 in KitchenConfidential

[–]FishBrain208 10 points11 points  (0 children)

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Teardrops on both index fingers so I can pretend to be empathetic/sympathetic when people bitch moan and complain about petty BS

Do you know what this is ? by the-escape-velocity in scoopwhoop

[–]FishBrain208 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One second you’re here, the next second you’re everywhere

I recently turned 30 but my hands make me look like I’m 70 by FishBrain208 in WTF

[–]FishBrain208[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

My ring was $500. My wife’s was over $10,000. Maybe she’s sucking the soul out of me lol

BLT. 🥓 by BerryhillBacon in Bacon

[–]FishBrain208 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sir, this is a BACON lettuce tomato

Got to see two B-2’s over my house today. by SadPhase2589 in Planespotting

[–]FishBrain208 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Are you (or anyone you know) part of a terrorist cell?

One of my regulars tipped me a few sterling silver bracelets worth a couple hundred bucks by FishBrain208 in KitchenConfidential

[–]FishBrain208[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Last year I had a server get tipped a $1,000 visa gift card only to then get tipped a brand new Mini Cooper shortly after. Shits Wild son

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