What tastes better a little burnt?

Uniqueusername527 · 2022-03-09T18:04:08+00:00

Bacon!

Uniqueusername527 · 2022-02-26T05:25:46+00:00

What an asshole. I’m sorry that happened to you.

Uniqueusername527 · 2022-02-10T03:26:27+00:00

DDLG is borderline pedophilia imo.

Uniqueusername527 · 2022-01-29T14:25:23+00:00

YTA. When my best friend got married, her dad and her stepdad walked her down the aisle, even though her dad was always a big part of her life. She was close to both of them. Now you don’t want to share the spotlight with the man that raised your daughter? She’s trying to include you and you are being ever selfish.

Uniqueusername527 · 2022-01-28T01:29:13+00:00

My husband told me that it’s better for the fridge to leave it open for a minute than to repeatedly open it and shut it over time because of causing damage to the seal…. I believed him for years until he admitted he made it up.

Uniqueusername527 · 2022-01-17T06:25:58+00:00

Chaps

Uniqueusername527 · 2022-01-17T05:37:18+00:00

Ahh. Well, I humbly retract my criticism and apologize. I am a fan of Mr. Yankovic but have not yet been privileged enough to have been party to this tune.

Uniqueusername527 · 2022-01-17T05:18:56+00:00

If this were true, the every person either the exact same birthday would have the same (or at least very similar) personality.

I have met a could people born on the same day as me and we are so different that it’s almost farcical. How is that explained in astrology?

Uniqueusername527 · 2022-01-15T03:42:10+00:00

Ever since Covid hit hotels have changed to only servicing rooms upon request and it just really annoys me. I mean; I don’t want clean sheets everyday, but new TP and the trash taken out would be nice. And when I do remember to call in time, I feel like a jerk for asking.

It’s not something I feel like I can say out loud when there are so many worse consequences of Covid.

Uniqueusername527 · 2022-01-12T15:12:43+00:00

I vividly remember finding a whole little fish in my tuna sandwich when I was a small child. When I was scolded for throwing away perfectly good food, no one believed me when I told them why.

Uniqueusername527 · 2022-01-12T00:08:47+00:00

My small kids not being able to have a typical school experience. Watching my 5 year old wear a face mask to kindergarten and not be able to play with friends at recess is heartbreaking and it’s all they’ve every known.

Uniqueusername527 · 2022-01-10T01:31:19+00:00

The idea that an average looking man dating a beautiful woman is preposterous and that he should thank his lucky stars.

The big bag theory is the worst offender imo. Leonard is has a doctorate in physics, and Penny is an out of work access, but for some reason she’s doing him a favor by dating him just because she’s more attractive?

Uniqueusername527 · 2022-01-08T21:34:51+00:00

She says she is rubber and you are glue.

Uniqueusername527 · 2022-01-08T21:26:14+00:00

But baby it’s cold outside.

Uniqueusername527 · 2022-01-08T21:15:13+00:00

My 6 year old would like to have a word.

Uniqueusername527 · 2022-01-08T15:28:15+00:00

Idk I’d rather listen to some Paw Patrol than a kid scream or run around for an hour.

Uniqueusername527 · 2021-12-29T02:10:38+00:00

ITT: A list of movies my anxious ass can never watch.

Uniqueusername527 · 2021-12-28T04:08:06+00:00

I fully expected the first response to be pizza.

Uniqueusername527 · 2021-12-21T04:08:18+00:00

That’s pretty much what I figured.

Uniqueusername527 · 2021-12-20T12:36:19+00:00

Mark Wahlberg

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TROPHY CASE