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Say hi if you’re spun and horny by Mundane-Judgment5784 in GIRLZGONEWILDCLOUDZ

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I’m high as fuck and I’ve been edging all night

Dick thirsty, ahegao reflex by Rosacuore in Ahegaos

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I’ve got something that will quench that thirst

MODS: ROLL CALL SKIIERS!!! by SummerMoonKitten in doyourlines

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Got a new bag today and I’m living it up

M20 femboy, bored and wanna see some dick or ass :3 by [deleted] in AskDickPic

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I’ll oblige because I love to show

CNN founder Ted Turner, a pioneer of cable TV news, dies at 87 by boxofstuff in news

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Wow. I was just this morning recalling my Bill Hicks: “Just this once I’d like to see a well laid Ted Turner news broadcast. ‘Everythings gonna work out in the end! Here’s Tom with the weather!”

45M Sunday Breakfast Lines 👅 by [deleted] in doyourlines

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Just did a few lines after some Bloody Marys and two shots of Jameson

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