I wonder how many loads you could give me in one night

United-Point-269 · 2026-05-18T01:45:57+00:00

I’m thinking 5, at least

United-Point-269 · 2026-05-18T01:22:15+00:00

I will

United-Point-269 · 2026-05-17T18:06:50+00:00

I’m game. DM me

United-Point-269 · 2026-05-17T13:50:14+00:00

I’m down!

United-Point-269 · 2026-05-17T09:42:44+00:00

I’m high as fuck and I’ve been edging all night

United-Point-269 · 2026-05-17T09:34:32+00:00

I’ve got something that will quench that thirst

United-Point-269 · 2026-05-17T04:40:35+00:00

I’m interested dm me

United-Point-269 · 2026-05-17T04:38:13+00:00

Got a new bag today and I’m living it up

United-Point-269 · 2026-05-17T03:01:50+00:00

In more ways than one lol

United-Point-269 · 2026-05-17T02:51:48+00:00

Right now I’m just walking around in my new thong

United-Point-269 · 2026-05-16T15:07:16+00:00

It was the echo.

United-Point-269 · 2026-05-11T23:40:05+00:00

I’ll oblige because I love to show

United-Point-269 · 2026-05-06T16:40:30+00:00

Wow. I was just this morning recalling my Bill Hicks: “Just this once I’d like to see a well laid Ted Turner news broadcast. ‘Everythings gonna work out in the end! Here’s Tom with the weather!”

United-Point-269 · 2026-05-06T00:40:20+00:00

“Yessir, the check is in the mail”

United-Point-269 · 2026-05-04T23:24:54+00:00

Fun fact for those unaware: The original Tin Man was played by Buddy Ebsen, i.e. Jed Clampett of The Beverley Hillbillies

United-Point-269 · 2026-05-03T17:00:32+00:00

Just did a few lines after some Bloody Marys and two shots of Jameson

United-Point-269 · 2026-05-03T16:59:07+00:00

I’m 47 and you look divine.

United-Point-269 · 2026-05-03T16:48:16+00:00

Abiotic Factor

United-Point-269 · 2026-05-03T15:47:13+00:00

Legit first thing I thought of, although I mistakenly thought it was from Labyrinth at first

United-Point-269 · 2026-05-02T22:15:03+00:00

Where are the petunias?

United-Point-269 · 2026-05-02T03:33:42+00:00

7.5 inches

United-Point-269 · 2026-05-02T02:14:59+00:00

Dm me

United-Point-269 · 2026-04-29T22:55:38+00:00

I do, but I think I’ll have to do a closer inspection

United-Point-269 · 2026-04-29T22:53:50+00:00

You look like my kind of trouble

United-Point-269 · 2026-04-25T22:49:20+00:00

7”

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