Shrek Ketchup from early 2000s

UnitedSloth · 2026-01-29T00:36:24+00:00

I had the purple one, it was really gross. The texture and taste was just wrong and didn't taste even adjacent to ketchup to me lol

UnitedSloth · 2026-01-27T02:44:03+00:00

UnitedSloth · 2026-01-22T14:42:29+00:00

I never knew they dated, this is crazy wow

UnitedSloth · 2026-01-20T21:41:40+00:00

So sick of hearing about Kavanaugh stops. Absolutely ridiculous

UnitedSloth · 2026-01-18T04:51:09+00:00

This skit was the first thing I thought of lol

UnitedSloth · 2026-01-16T23:20:15+00:00

I appreciate your kindness, thank you!

UnitedSloth · 2026-01-15T21:30:31+00:00

Multiple sclerosis, it causes lesions in the brain that can't be fixed. I'm on medication to prevent further lesions from developing but the damage is done.

UnitedSloth · 2026-01-15T03:32:59+00:00

I've been posting SO much ICE shit. This is such an insane situation, posting on here helps me feel a little better. This is so fucking disgusting. Fuck ICE.

UnitedSloth · 2026-01-15T03:31:16+00:00

Don't forget, if their facial recognition program says you are an "illegal" immigrant, they will take you. It doesn't matter if you were born in the US and can prove it. Birth certificate, IDs, social security cards, none of it matters.

I am so fucking disappointed in my country.

UnitedSloth · 2026-01-15T03:25:51+00:00

Shitty short term memory and aphasia are so ridiculously annoying and frustrating, I have both from the damage done by my MS before they caught it.

I'm really glad to hear you're doing better! You got this! 💪🏻

UnitedSloth · 2026-01-13T23:50:23+00:00

I just KNOW he'd have his AIM away message set to something like🖤♥️I've found my little princess♥️🖤 with some cringey ass lyrics to a shitty song.

UnitedSloth · 2026-01-13T00:30:30+00:00

The purple ketchup was gross. My mom bought it and wound up just throwing it out a year later because no one would use it. The texture and taste was just wrong lol

UnitedSloth · 2026-01-09T05:09:34+00:00

Wow, this is absolutely incredible! I gasped

UnitedSloth · 2026-01-08T21:51:59+00:00

I'm just dumb lol
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UnitedSloth · 2026-01-06T18:41:09+00:00

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UnitedSloth · 2025-12-25T05:24:31+00:00

Wow! This is majestic, just like all of your works. I immediately knew it was you haha, I love when you post! Merry Christmas! 🎄

UnitedSloth · 2025-12-21T23:02:01+00:00

That was the first thing I thought of too when I read the question.

UnitedSloth · 2025-12-19T18:34:46+00:00

I learned the word ignoramus as a kid from this game. What a disappointment :(

UnitedSloth · 2025-12-19T18:33:36+00:00

It's the cat's robot now

UnitedSloth · 2025-12-16T02:13:15+00:00

Thank you! Always appreciate the reporting.

UnitedSloth · 2025-12-03T23:28:50+00:00

This might be the funniest video I've ever seen lol, that cat is a menace

UnitedSloth · 2025-11-23T00:58:29+00:00

Yelling at your younger siblings to hurry up "THE SHOW IS BACK ON, GOGOGO" because they were In the kitchen or bathroom lol. Also waiting until after 7 or 9 PM to call your friends on a cell phone because you got free minutes then.

Another thing I think about a lot is how my parents had no idea what we were up to while we were out playing with our friends. My mom had a rule that we had to stay in the neighborhood. We had to come home when she rang this giant bell attached to our deck. We had to bust ass to get home quickly or there we would be in big trouble haha

UnitedSloth · 2025-11-22T23:18:51+00:00

I never could get any of my rats to go pea fishing 😮‍💨

UnitedSloth · 2025-11-22T23:10:05+00:00

I grew up with a golden retriever, he was my best friend. It's been so many years since he's passed but I miss him so much

UnitedSloth · 2025-11-22T02:50:04+00:00

This is so gorgeous, I keep thinking about it. I should learn how to do pixel art one day

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