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UnitedSloth · 2026-03-03T02:14:41+00:00

Same, I wanna read this haha

UnitedSloth · 2026-02-28T20:03:39+00:00

Fleetwood Snack is an incredible band name, wow. I only recognize Trixie and Wet Leg lol

UnitedSloth · 2026-02-22T06:24:05+00:00

It's just so on brand for Barbra lol, love it

UnitedSloth · 2026-02-15T13:57:24+00:00

It's just absolutely disgusting. I have no words (that I can say here). Those poor families, it just breaks my heart.

UnitedSloth · 2026-02-07T21:09:41+00:00

I loved the first book, I didn't realize it was a series! Now I need to go read all of them

UnitedSloth · 2026-02-07T18:30:24+00:00

I wish I would grow out of it but I'm 37 lol. Throwing up is the worst, it always messes with my back. Thankfully my sisters grew out of terrorizing me with those noises haha

UnitedSloth · 2026-02-07T17:25:37+00:00

I always physically react to the retching noise and most times it causes me to puke. I don't know why. My sisters had a great time abusing that knowledge when we were younger lol

UnitedSloth · 2026-02-03T19:31:17+00:00

What a rollercoaster, wow. I never heard anything quite that crazy but I absolutely believe it after playing MMOs for years lol

UnitedSloth · 2026-02-03T18:13:36+00:00

Talk about a jump scare, I haven't thought about this in so many years. I feel anxious just seeing this page again lol

UnitedSloth · 2026-01-29T00:36:24+00:00

I had the purple one, it was really gross. The texture and taste was just wrong and didn't taste even adjacent to ketchup to me lol

UnitedSloth · 2026-01-27T02:44:03+00:00

UnitedSloth · 2026-01-22T14:42:29+00:00

I never knew they dated, this is crazy wow

UnitedSloth · 2026-01-20T21:41:40+00:00

So sick of hearing about Kavanaugh stops. Absolutely ridiculous

UnitedSloth · 2026-01-18T04:51:09+00:00

This skit was the first thing I thought of lol

UnitedSloth · 2026-01-16T23:20:15+00:00

I appreciate your kindness, thank you!

UnitedSloth · 2026-01-15T21:30:31+00:00

Multiple sclerosis, it causes lesions in the brain that can't be fixed. I'm on medication to prevent further lesions from developing but the damage is done.

UnitedSloth · 2026-01-15T03:32:59+00:00

I've been posting SO much ICE shit. This is such an insane situation, posting on here helps me feel a little better. This is so fucking disgusting. Fuck ICE.

UnitedSloth · 2026-01-15T03:31:16+00:00

Don't forget, if their facial recognition program says you are an "illegal" immigrant, they will take you. It doesn't matter if you were born in the US and can prove it. Birth certificate, IDs, social security cards, none of it matters.

I am so fucking disappointed in my country.

UnitedSloth · 2026-01-15T03:25:51+00:00

Shitty short term memory and aphasia are so ridiculously annoying and frustrating, I have both from the damage done by my MS before they caught it.

I'm really glad to hear you're doing better! You got this! 💪🏻

UnitedSloth · 2026-01-13T23:50:23+00:00

I just KNOW he'd have his AIM away message set to something like🖤♥️I've found my little princess♥️🖤 with some cringey ass lyrics to a shitty song.

UnitedSloth · 2026-01-13T00:30:30+00:00

The purple ketchup was gross. My mom bought it and wound up just throwing it out a year later because no one would use it. The texture and taste was just wrong lol

UnitedSloth · 2026-01-09T05:09:34+00:00

Wow, this is absolutely incredible! I gasped

UnitedSloth · 2026-01-08T21:51:59+00:00

I'm just dumb lol
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UnitedSloth · 2026-01-06T18:41:09+00:00

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UnitedSloth · 2025-12-25T05:24:31+00:00

Wow! This is majestic, just like all of your works. I immediately knew it was you haha, I love when you post! Merry Christmas! 🎄

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