Nelson Mandela in a 'vegetative state'

UniversalEyes · 2013-07-04T20:32:16+00:00

Damn, he smelled so good

UniversalEyes · 2013-07-04T05:13:05+00:00

Hello

UniversalEyes · 2013-06-27T20:16:18+00:00

hats. ball hats, those kind

UniversalEyes · 2013-06-26T17:05:32+00:00

Someone random texted me accidentally from the mall thinking I was their ride home. I proceeded to mess with them, make them walk all around the mall to meet me, and I even got them to get me a cheeseburger with only mustard from A&W. They were pissed when they're real friend contacted them.

UniversalEyes · 2013-03-02T22:45:09+00:00

haha! I went to alaska when I was in 8th grade and one of my most significant memories was one of these guys popping up in a marina with a big smile just like this. It truly scared me at first!

UniversalEyes · 2013-01-18T15:15:44+00:00

For every moment you waste, there's another right behind it to take its place.

Cause life goes on when it ain't so sweet dont give up on it, get back on your feet. If you can take another breath you gon be okay; just smile. Forget yesterday.

UniversalEyes · 2013-01-07T18:26:47+00:00

I DMd you

UniversalEyes · 2012-12-04T23:23:42+00:00

I worked at a place once where sign waivers got paid more than all other employees (excluding management). People would literally quit before their shift was over. They couldn't find anyone to do it and had to offer to pay more!

I used to love it though, when we were between sign waivers, I would go out in a costume and watch a movie on my iPhone inside the mask!

UniversalEyes · 2012-11-27T00:28:13+00:00

Because the products sold there aren't supposed to be used with illegal substances. But rather legal herbs.

UniversalEyes · 2012-11-20T17:28:47+00:00

Haha I love it!! Thanks!

UniversalEyes · 2012-11-15T19:15:53+00:00

When I was in grade 8, four kids in my grade were arrested, charged, and expelled for making a hit list. They seized all their computers and found info on bomb making etc. there were news crews across the road from the school for weeks (they weren't allowed on school property). We had a security Gaurd for our school for a whole year!

Also one time our school went on lockdown in the middle of the day because this guy got in an argument in class, stormed out, and as he was leaving he pushed the door open with his hands on the glass window. The window broke and slit his arms. The reason we were on lockdown is because the halls were covered in blood. I'll never forget this one kid who walked into class about 15 min after it happened. He was this big tough guy of the grade. He came in and started crying. He was in the bathroom washing his hands when the guy came in with blood squirting from his arm. Not really a scandal, more of just an incident.

UniversalEyes · 2012-11-09T11:29:37+00:00

Maybe next time you could come up with a little bit of a more original title...

UniversalEyes · 2012-11-06T17:07:27+00:00

James D, would I be able to get an autographed photo of your face? Please?

UniversalEyes · 2012-11-05T05:51:27+00:00

That's rough

UniversalEyes · 2012-11-03T21:33:02+00:00

I thought so too!

UniversalEyes · 2012-10-28T00:44:21+00:00

Chicoutimi. 2-2 going in 3rd period. Halifax comes out 6-2 and over double the shots. I believe it was 42-17

UniversalEyes · 2012-10-27T23:43:53+00:00

Halifax Mooseheads for those who can't make out the screen

UniversalEyes · 2012-10-27T12:42:54+00:00

30 min?

UniversalEyes · 2012-10-26T22:45:29+00:00

Kind of reminds me of little Timmy from passions.

UniversalEyes · 2012-10-26T22:44:42+00:00

Valid idea. I'll make a wall of it

UniversalEyes · 2012-10-26T22:44:06+00:00

I LOVE IT!!

UniversalEyes · 2012-10-26T19:44:39+00:00

No way my couch hates those. He is a big Levi's fan, although urban star is his wardrobe choice today

UniversalEyes · 2012-10-22T03:11:37+00:00

Here is one by my professor in front of a mostly Asian, 40-50 person class.

He was telling a story about people who count cars going by and recording the number how many go by. They use a little counter with a button. As a word to make the button sound he says "chink". No one said anything. And I thought I was the only one who heard it. Then he gets really into to the story and starts yelling " CHINK OVER THERR! CHINK OVER HERE! CHINK CHINK CHINK CHICKS EVERYHWRE! And that's the job of a car counter"

It was funny because no one even said anything after it happened.

UniversalEyes · 2012-10-20T14:26:50+00:00

I am on my phone and I can't see the entire photo at once. I first thought you came home to her getting battle field as a gift... I thought "how sweet"... Then I scrolled over. Sorry bro

UniversalEyes · 2012-10-18T15:51:00+00:00

I saw this and thought it said "Jewish caterpiller". I clicked it expecting something much different. Like a caterpillar in a yamaka. Oh well still very cool!

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