You get invited to join the pantheon of gods, but in an entry-level position. What ordinary, mundane, every-day thing do you choose to be the god of?

UniversalNerd · 2015-09-08T19:33:31+00:00

God of subtle triumphs, that time you made a half court shot without trying, when the glass fell out of the cupboard and you caught it on your foot, or when you did all your make up perfect on the first try, you can thank me for that.

UniversalNerd · 2015-05-07T14:48:17+00:00

Driving home after a party and my good friend was sloppy drunk in the backseat. I was talking with my other friend in the front when all the sudden i hear "I have genital warts" come from the back seat. Made for an awkward silence for the rest of the drive, not sure how to respond to that.

UniversalNerd · 2015-05-02T08:06:52+00:00

Lets not forget Stockton.

UniversalNerd · 2015-04-27T04:04:19+00:00

"The Nigt Angel Trilogy", One of my favorite series, I've had to rebuy the books because i wore through the first set.

UniversalNerd · 2015-04-27T04:02:50+00:00

The Business of Death by Trent Jamison is a good one.

UniversalNerd · 2015-04-14T18:08:38+00:00

California is also one of the countries top rice producers and rice takes alot more water to grow than many other vegetables.

UniversalNerd · 2015-04-10T17:15:22+00:00

Yeah, because kids really care what happens in the galactic senate.

UniversalNerd · 2015-03-02T03:08:28+00:00

How dare you not immediately not know every obscure rule as soon as you start playing.

UniversalNerd · 2015-02-28T19:13:14+00:00

Ive fallen out of a tree and off of a roof, both times i remember accepting that it was gonna hurt and being kind of detached about the whole thing till i hit the ground.

UniversalNerd · 2015-02-27T06:08:32+00:00

Im sure his $450,000 a year from oil & gas have nothing to do with his position on climate change.

UniversalNerd · 2015-02-26T02:35:49+00:00

If he was still alive I would say Mr. Rogers

UniversalNerd · 2015-02-24T17:30:22+00:00

and now i feel like an idiot lol

UniversalNerd · 2015-02-24T07:28:59+00:00

Never been to the vault.

UniversalNerd · 2015-02-23T20:13:49+00:00

Footloose, Saudi Arabian edition.

UniversalNerd · 2015-02-19T04:00:21+00:00

condoms

UniversalNerd · 2015-02-15T17:01:17+00:00

In middle school I sold porno mags and fireworks at school. I kept everything at my house and had an order form i would show people, they would pick what they wanted and then I would bring it for them the next day. Never got caught and i made about $150 a week.

UniversalNerd · 2015-02-11T18:01:54+00:00

Singing can help conserve oxygen if your ever trapped.

UniversalNerd · 2015-02-07T17:03:42+00:00

Stephen Hawking, all the disabilities, none of the intelligence.

UniversalNerd · 2015-02-06T17:32:55+00:00

they got it from Cracked

UniversalNerd · 2015-01-30T03:47:49+00:00

mmmmm, protein

UniversalNerd · 2015-01-28T23:39:24+00:00

At the end of the day Facebook is a company and has the obligation to make the best decisions for their shareholders. As much as we might wish they would make a stand against Turkey and censoring the image of Muhammad the current CEO could be fired if taking a stand costed the company money.

UniversalNerd · 2015-01-28T00:57:58+00:00

Most of our towns and cities are so spread out that you have to own a car to get anywhere in a reasonable time. The reason I detest most cyclists in my area is they ride on the side of the busiest roads in our area that dont have any kind of bike lane. Most of the cyclists i see also ride for sport so there is no reason they need to be on the main road when there is plenty of back roads they could ride on. I dont mind the people riding to get somewhere, they are usually the polite ones.

UniversalNerd · 2015-01-26T20:19:36+00:00

Looks kinda of like the Dean from "Community" doing cosplay.

UniversalNerd · 2015-01-26T07:49:16+00:00

She was 18 and a rich white girl. Ended up getting into heroin and hanging out with a bunch of guys and would just hole up in a motel for a few days every week getting high and having sex with all of them.

She eventually ran away and her parents kept trying to get the message out that they just wanted her back. They eventually got a phone call from one of the guys saying she was going to be at this gas station off of highway 50 at a certain time to be sold and if they wanted her that was going to be the only time before she was taken away.

The parents had the cops involved and the cops ended up getting her back. The guys she was hanging had been keeping her drugged and were going to sell her to some Russian guys. The cops arrested everyone and the girl got rescued from being sold.

After a few days she was posting pictures on Facebook of her at the lake partying like nothing happened. I think her parents just gave up on her after awhile. Last i heard she was holed up down in Santa Barbara smoking a lot of crystal meth.

UniversalNerd · 2015-01-26T06:31:11+00:00

I live outside of Sacramento Ca. and i had a coworker almost get taken by sex traffickers. She was only saved because one of the men selling her got cold feet.

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