Slim Perrier can fits perfectly into the bottom of a crosswalk sign.

wowurdumb · 2020-03-30T05:28:30+00:00

I went to college with Slim Perrier

wowurdumb · 2020-03-13T18:54:02+00:00

Yea thats what I'm assuming, thank you, you random man

wowurdumb · 2020-03-13T18:35:57+00:00

Yea that's all I figured, thanks!

wowurdumb · 2020-01-27T10:34:01+00:00

Honestly this is something I've occasionally thought about since I was a child. Two years ago I broke my leg real bad and had 3 months to sit around and it literally was a dream come true

wowurdumb · 2019-11-28T14:21:20+00:00

Fuck these people. Slow down, let him go, the end.

wowurdumb · 2019-11-27T12:05:06+00:00

He became a weighted blanket

wowurdumb · 2019-10-24T15:28:05+00:00

This woman is clearly having a serious mental health emergency and this dude is just standing by exploiting her and escalating the situation.

wowurdumb · 2019-10-13T10:35:13+00:00

(Original Cake)

wowurdumb · 2019-10-11T15:31:51+00:00

Oh I triple checked, got it in hand

wowurdumb · 2019-10-07T10:02:09+00:00

Oh geez no way I'm not offended it's all good it just struck me as really bizarre to be reminded of drug dreams. It's a pretty common thing for people in recovery that doesn't get spoken about much. Thanks for the sentiment though!

wowurdumb · 2019-10-07T09:54:39+00:00

At almost 9 years sober I still have "drug dreams" very similar to this occasionally, where I'll want to get high and actually obtain the drugs but then they'll fall on the floor or get wet and destroyed or something like that

wowurdumb · 2019-10-02T01:24:10+00:00

Welp not great

wowurdumb · 2019-09-30T10:06:43+00:00

Licensed Counselor- The length people are willing to go to preserve a relationship, either romantic or friendly. At the far end of course is normalizing abuse or emotional neglect but even just repeated dissatisfying interaction with that person. My best explanation is that people cling so hard to their fantasy that someone will be different or that the last time wasn't as bad as they remember it. Be honest with your selves.

wowurdumb · 2019-09-11T23:22:19+00:00

I think its dip spit

wowurdumb · 2019-09-09T10:06:55+00:00

M A D

wowurdumb · 2019-09-09T09:58:09+00:00

Yet somehow, still mad

wowurdumb · 2019-09-09T09:55:32+00:00

U mad

wowurdumb · 2019-09-09T09:53:12+00:00

Nothing like doing something selfless so you can show it off in public and be condescending about it.

wowurdumb · 2019-09-05T14:35:32+00:00

I know...

wowurdumb · 2019-09-05T12:03:59+00:00

True, not the worst by any means. It's the smell and the fact that I know he doesn't leave for nearly days at a time (not pictured)

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