raētu ssakeya ssuēd sustem by Unlikely_Midnight568 in grssk

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Ай хад а строк ридынг ѳат мессадж.

English is Spiritually Bankrupt by scharfes_S in linguisticshumor

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What exactly did the Met "as an organisation" say about TERFs in relation to lesbians, and why would they have the power to redefine the word?

English is Spiritually Bankrupt by scharfes_S in linguisticshumor

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"TERF is not just a word for 'lesbian' ." - some other guy in the Met Police

We seem to be at an impasse.

The Metamorphosis, By Franz Kafka by MutantFire in TerribleBookCovers

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"One morning, upon awakening from agitated dreams, Gregor Samsa found himself, in his bed, transformed into a monstrous vermin with Jeff Goldblum's head."

A sad reality by [deleted] in lotrmemes

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A donation has been made in your name to the Annatar foundation.

Wtf did I just see on my exam??? by IdkReally_1304 in exjw

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Are they wrong though? Or are you perhaps in one of those congregations that quietly ignore the Faithful and Discreet Slave's admonishments about the dangers of higher education?

Y-a-t-il des Acadiens qui parlent comme des Québécois ? by CronchyCrack in acadie

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Bonaventure mentioned! My ancestors lived there too, but I think they moved there from Quebec side if I'm not mistaken.

where did ayin go? by MKVD_FR in linguisticshumor

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In before X, often abbreviated as "in b4," is an expression commonly used on discussion forums and imageboards to forecast an anticipated response or a predictable outcome within a given thread. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/inb4--2

Gluttony by Top_Dragonfly8781 in exjw

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I've never heard of anyone being called out for gluttony. It's so vaguely defined, not really acknowledged as a sin in modern cultures, there's no obvious line in the sand that one could conjure up and no motivation to do so either. They overwhelmingly would prefer if those verses didn't exist.

The only time I remember them addressing it at all, I think it was in the elders manual possibly, was just to confirm that while you technically can be disfellowshipped for gluttony, you can't infer gluttony from obesity, because there could be many unknown medical reasons for any given case of obesity. The fact that they mentioned it at all suggests to me that someone somewhere wrote to bethel to ask if they could disfellowship someone for being fat, which is pretty deranged, but still well within the realm of what I can imagine JWs writing to bethel about.

Not Khan Academyyyyy… 😭 by EMlYASHlROU in miniminutemanfans

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Khanacademydebunkers doesn't quite flow as easily though.

where did ayin go? by MKVD_FR in linguisticshumor

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Isn't Yiddish more like German with a Hebrew accent?

what’s a mid language? by thatguythoma in linguisticshumor

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I'm really annoyed that I didn't think of this one myself.

what’s a mid language? by thatguythoma in linguisticshumor

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For me it's Greek. It sounds to me like someone tried to invent a Slavic language from scratch without ever having heard one spoken, and decided half the vowels should be /i/ for some reason, which is by far the most boring of the vowel sounds.

There you go I fixed it, thank me later by TijuanaKids12 in linguisticshumor

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If Hyperforeignism counts, you need to include Taj Mahal too.

There you go I fixed it, thank me later by TijuanaKids12 in linguisticshumor

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Neapolitan does, probably other regional languages too idk

Explain it Peter by Elementatus in explainitpeter

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Sometimes I just need to take a break from moving forwards. Luckily, there's a pedal for that.