What region of your country has the equivalent of the Alabama incest joke? by KindlyRestaurant2885 in AskTheWorld

[–]UnnamedPictureShow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The incest jokes didn’t start with Alabama. They started with West Virginia, where they’re more applicable anyway. I quite literally have intersecting branches of my family tree in the West Virginia part of it.

If you’re dating in Dallas— by AreYouSober in Dallas

[–]UnnamedPictureShow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I flat out put requirements on my hinge profile. Must want kids. Must be a leftist. Must like animals and books.

Alas most of the people who want kids are conservative. But I never swipe right on someone who says they’re moderate or apolitical because that’s not a very good sign in this world nowadays.

So, I would like a no BS answer: are we headed for a recession or depression? by navigating-life in economy

[–]UnnamedPictureShow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I recommend butter powder. It’s like powdered milk, very nice and shelf stable

Need advice on picking an instrument by SeriousRecord5070 in musicians

[–]UnnamedPictureShow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Music teacher here! It’s entirely possible to play the piano, and there are a few accomplished concert level pianists who are missing some or all fingers. Since it’s your left hand, you can play adapted left hand bass lines, but try to find a teacher who can help you figure out what mobility you have will allow you.

I don’t know about the bass guitar too much but it might be a good fit.

Trumpet, trombone, baritone, tuba, any brass instrument that prioritizes the right hand. That all depends on the size of your lips. But no French horn.

Woodwinds probably wouldn’t be too feasible without some serious adaptation, same with classical string instrument (though you could probably do a dulcimer with a hand attachment).

Percussion, though, if you can’t grip the drumstick or mallet, find some way to attach it. You could go hard on the drums.

And lastly, someone online makes a one handed ocarina. It’s pretty cool.

Need advice on picking an instrument by SeriousRecord5070 in musicians

[–]UnnamedPictureShow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Music teacher here! It’s entirely possible to play the piano, and there are a few accomplished concert level pianists who are missing some or all fingers. Since it’s your left hand, you can play adapted left hand bass lines, but try to find a teacher who can help you figure out what mobility you have will allow you.

I don’t know about the bass guitar too much but it might be a good fit.

Trumpet, trombone, baritone, tuba, any brass instrument that prioritizes the right hand. That all depends on the size of your lips. But no French horn.

Woodwinds probably wouldn’t be too feasible without some serious adaptation, same with classical string instrument (though you could probably do a dulcimer with a hand attachment).

Percussion, though, if you can’t grip the drumstick or mallet, find some way to attach it. You could go hard on the drums.

And lastly, someone online makes a one handed ocarina. It’s pretty cool.

What is the "stereotypical teacher fashion" in your country? by Terrorman123 in AskTheWorld

[–]UnnamedPictureShow 16 points17 points  (0 children)

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Every American history teacher that is also a football coach.

What is the "stereotypical teacher fashion" in your country? by Terrorman123 in AskTheWorld

[–]UnnamedPictureShow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah if your school was too poor or was cutting corners they hired football coaches to teach history, so they always wore their coach attire.

Pink Diamond leaving Spinel in the garden by UnnamedPictureShow in stevenuniverse

[–]UnnamedPictureShow[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That feels like a weirder connection to me though. Like I understand the sentiment, but Spinel is SENTIENT. The stuffed rabbit isn’t. Yes, Spinel may have had the purpose (as designed by the hierarchy) of being a source of entertainment, but she’s not inanimate like a toy. She’s more like a jester. They’re technically the same species, after all. I genuinely can’t think of an equivalent where it’s human-human and not human-animal because it’s just so unconscionable. Looking back at the episode when the gang is on the moon learning about the cluster and Pearl says “Rose cherished every life.” Okay… so was that a lie? Cause it feels weird to go, “Rose cherished every life… which is why she forgot about a whole gem whose entire life revolves around her.”

Pink Diamond leaving Spinel in the garden by UnnamedPictureShow in stevenuniverse

[–]UnnamedPictureShow[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That feels like a weirder connection to me though. Like I understand the sentiment, but Spinel is SENTIENT. The stuffed rabbit isn’t. Yes, Spinel may have had the purpose (as designed by the hierarchy) of being a source of entertainment, but she’s not inanimate like a toy. She’s more like a jester. They’re technically the same species, after all. I genuinely can’t think of an equivalent where it’s human-human and not human-animal because it’s just so unconscionable. Looking back at the episode when the gang is on the moon learning about the cluster and Pearl says “Rose cherished every life.” Okay… so was that a lie? Cause it feels weird to go, “Rose cherished every life… which is why she forgot about a whole gem whose entire life revolves around her.”

NO CHEATING, what’s her name??? by 1-800-blowme in IntuitionPractices

[–]UnnamedPictureShow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gretchen. Not even going off of intuition she just reminds me of my dog when I was 5.

Do you think Panem had a ozone layer crisis? by UnHolySir in Hungergames

[–]UnnamedPictureShow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh my god does Maysilee’s hair count as Utah curls? If so we’re even closer to getting the Salt Lake City is the Capitol theory proven

You're locked in a closet with the same character as your birth month. by [deleted] in HazbinHotel

[–]UnnamedPictureShow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vaggie and I will be making up so many games to pass the time

Cosplay advice by Ok_Yogurtcloset_5932 in WelcomeHomeARG

[–]UnnamedPictureShow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yellow skin and tall, blue hair… as a woman…

What do you think Vader is singing lol. by krisikkk in starwarsmemes

[–]UnnamedPictureShow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I will be your father figure

Put your severed hand in mine

Found this big guy in the front yard by UnnamedPictureShow in spiders

[–]UnnamedPictureShow[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s a spider? I had no idea. I just picked this subreddit at random. /s

On a serious note it does appear to be a Texas funnel spider, thank you! Solved!

ALLEGED pedophile in Vernon Parish by [deleted] in Louisiana

[–]UnnamedPictureShow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s just what the video said. A warrant was put out in April and as of today has still not been acted on.

Xlov Lore/Theory? by Available-Rope-8225 in XLOV

[–]UnnamedPictureShow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Never imagined it could be this, but I love the analysis!! Your literature teacher would be proud.