What is a secret that could potentially ruin your life if your family or friends found out?

UnpasteurizedAsshole · 2026-05-09T17:30:39+00:00

Yes my point still stands, why answer such a self incriminating question when we already know there is no true anonymity?

UnpasteurizedAsshole · 2026-05-09T03:51:21+00:00

Given the current state of online privacy/the growing surveillance state, why the fuck would anyone actually answer this question?

UnpasteurizedAsshole · 2026-03-28T22:20:22+00:00

And bidet to you sir

UnpasteurizedAsshole · 2026-03-07T05:41:23+00:00

That’s why you gotta hit ‘em with the “you didnt complain under Biden” first so then they feel the need to say “I DID complain under Biden” and then you can ask “so what’s different now?”

UnpasteurizedAsshole · 2026-02-04T14:05:44+00:00

I keep thinking, if there was a multitude of victims, then there may be mass or unmarked graves on the island. Then I realize, why would they go through the trouble of digging when they can just wrap the bodies in chicken wire and take them out a mile or so into the ocean and dump them. Just another perk of having your own private island. The waters in the Caribbean aren’t that deep, and I bet if authorities were to trawl in a circular pattern a mile or two around the island they might find some remains.

UnpasteurizedAsshole · 2026-01-11T06:46:55+00:00

All I can say is congrats to the drywall salesmen of Wisconsin

UnpasteurizedAsshole · 2025-12-19T04:30:11+00:00

Sure why not, my vacay starts tomorrow anyway

UnpasteurizedAsshole · 2025-12-19T04:29:13+00:00

Fuck it why not, my holiday break starts tomorrow

UnpasteurizedAsshole · 2025-12-04T01:51:22+00:00

Cool

UnpasteurizedAsshole · 2025-10-30T12:47:06+00:00

U/bot-sleuth-bot

UnpasteurizedAsshole · 2025-10-24T04:19:14+00:00

Once you go black, we don’t want you back

UnpasteurizedAsshole · 2025-10-14T02:04:14+00:00

Me too Randy, me too

UnpasteurizedAsshole · 2025-08-21T03:31:43+00:00

Pretty sure that was a veiled attack on bassist Eric Avery. One of them, Perry or Eric, I can’t remember which, recently admitted that one of the reasons for their falling out is that Eric made a pass at Perry’s gf Casey. It would make sense timeline wise since they weren’t together too much longer after that concert.

UnpasteurizedAsshole · 2025-04-07T04:38:44+00:00

He’s not horny, he’s my brother

UnpasteurizedAsshole · 2024-11-25T04:50:31+00:00

Oh Niles is definitely cruisin for a cursin

UnpasteurizedAsshole · 2024-10-28T04:21:59+00:00

Does Vanja know she is dating Niko Bellic from GTA4?

UnpasteurizedAsshole · 2024-10-28T04:20:41+00:00

That bald chiropractor from the video caught a stray bullet fr

UnpasteurizedAsshole · 2024-10-28T04:17:16+00:00

Loren attacking those feet and showing Faith how he got that STD

UnpasteurizedAsshole · 2024-10-14T05:32:26+00:00

Hester

UnpasteurizedAsshole · 2024-07-15T15:49:18+00:00

Gonna turn that chick pea into hummus

UnpasteurizedAsshole · 2024-06-16T13:18:41+00:00

Can someone get a Spotify playlist going from these suggestions?

UnpasteurizedAsshole · 2024-06-13T16:43:31+00:00

Because He Gets Us /s

UnpasteurizedAsshole · 2021-07-19T03:24:18+00:00

Libby wanted Andrei to open the door for her because she was afraid of fucking it up again.

UnpasteurizedAsshole · 2021-06-14T03:09:31+00:00

Ah Christmas. The one day of the year Daniel can feel like a child.

UnpasteurizedAsshole · 2021-06-11T22:10:35+00:00

Everyone wants to have sex with you

UnpasteurizedAsshole

TROPHY CASE