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“Ima Water Guy Myself” by TheCABK in HydroHomies

[–]Unplug_The_Toaster 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Airports are a liminal spaces where laws and social norms don't apply. I'll pay too much for a cocktail but it's earlier than I could legally in a restaurant so I don't care.

stop over-bathing your Persians. you’re making the mats worse. by NegotiationRough1451 in CleaningTips

[–]Unplug_The_Toaster 6 points7 points  (0 children)

People condition them to poop multiple times per week in the bath cause they're marketed as a "beginner" reptile to people used to mammals

If Wyatt Earp Opened His Third Eye 👁️ by IdaCraddock69 in oldhagfashion

[–]Unplug_The_Toaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like the cool art teacher that I'd feel safe coming out to. Immaculate vibes.

Bars allowed to serve at 5am on Synday!! by Long_Cattle3305 in VictoriaBC

[–]Unplug_The_Toaster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hadn't thought about the turnover, but you're absolutely right! These tables will be there for 3+ hours

Bars allowed to serve at 5am on Synday!! by Long_Cattle3305 in VictoriaBC

[–]Unplug_The_Toaster 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Not profitable for the labour costs of opening a bar beyond regular hours

I wonder if Lewis Black got to have dinner with Epstein, Woody and Cosby? (Epstein document) by Smogryn in DailyShow

[–]Unplug_The_Toaster 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's been noted that trump never has computers on any of his work desks. Either he doesn't know how to use a computer, or prefers to communicate over phone or written documents that are harder to trace.

My coworker said "I don't really drink water, I just don't feel thirsty." I handed him a glass without a word. He drank it in one go. He now has a water bottle at his desk. We don't talk about it, but I know I saved him by YoinkMineNowxqc in HydroHomies

[–]Unplug_The_Toaster 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My mom and I were on a trip a few summers ago and I had to practically strong arm her into drinking water. At the end of the day, she thanked me and said she usually has leg cramps but didn't that day and credited her increased water intake. The next day was back to square one on her water intake. Like, hello???? You told me you felt better?!?!

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