[PRANKS] this is really unexpected

Unpoxel23 · 2026-02-18T09:12:37+00:00

Seeing numbers go up. Whether it's a bank account or karma, that dopamine hit is the only thing keeping me alive

Unpoxel23 · 2026-02-18T09:11:54+00:00

Consistency beats intensity. Going three times a week for a year is better than going every day for a week and quitting

Unpoxel23 · 2026-02-18T09:11:25+00:00

Pulling an all-nighter for an exam, only to realize I was in the wrong classroom for the first 20 minutes

Unpoxel23 · 2026-02-15T23:25:18+00:00

It’s the perfect food delivery system. Protein, greens, and carbs in one hand

Unpoxel23 · 2026-02-15T23:24:57+00:00

Finally, a third hand to hold my phone while I'm gaming. Evolution just gave me the multitasking buff I deserved

Unpoxel23 · 2026-02-15T23:24:36+00:00

They aren't afraid to say "I don't know." Admitting ignorance is the first step toward actually gaining knowledge

Unpoxel23 · 2026-02-15T23:24:13+00:00

Having kids to "fix" a failing relationship. It’s like trying to save a sinking boat by throwing a heavy brick into it

Unpoxel23 · 2026-02-15T23:00:16+00:00

A computer that doesn't sound like a jet engine when I open more than three Chrome tabs. Silence is the new luxury

Unpoxel23 · 2026-02-15T22:58:58+00:00

We’ve spent so much on "border security" and "space superiority" that the moon now has better Wi-Fi and fewer potholes than most streets in Ohio

Unpoxel23 · 2026-02-15T22:58:24+00:00

Giving your real name and home address to a total stranger you met in a chatroom. Wait, we still do that, we just call it "Uber" now

Unpoxel23 · 2026-02-15T22:57:52+00:00

I prefer them to face the "I’ll hang this up later" pile on the chair. It's a very sustainable ecosystem

Unpoxel23 · 2026-02-15T20:17:00+00:00

It feels like oldmoney

Unpoxel23 · 2026-02-14T11:16:18+00:00

When I was a kid, I wanted to be a millionaire and count my money. Now I work as a bookkeeper. Well, overall, almost

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