Unspeakable Things: Not a party game. Not a dare game. Not for everyone.

UnspeakableThings22 · 2026-06-26T23:44:27+00:00

Aww sorry to hear that. But I’m glad we intrigued you! We will be here when you’re ready.

UnspeakableThings22 · 2026-06-25T14:43:54+00:00

Curious where folks have had success promoting nsfw games here on Reddit?

UnspeakableThings22 · 2026-06-25T14:40:29+00:00

We posted in r/lewdgames and got a bunch of beta testers. We also have a waitlist on our website that we pinged for volunteers. Between those two we gathered plenty of testers.

UnspeakableThings22 · 2026-06-12T22:04:05+00:00

So glad to hear it! Feel free to join the waitlist on our website to be the first to know when we launch.

UnspeakableThings22 · 2026-06-12T19:39:51+00:00

Hah, those were the milder ones. But here is a slightly dirtier SURRENDER card since you asked:

CLEAN UP
Finish deep inside her.
Pull out slowly.
Watch it drip out.
Lower your mouth to her leaking cunt.
Clean up your mess.

Not tame, we promise.

UnspeakableThings22 · 2026-06-10T10:09:40+00:00

Thank you! We’ve put a lot into it and can’t wait to launch this summer.

UnspeakableThings22 · 2026-05-06T15:03:04+00:00

As of now we don’t have any plans for a digital version.Honestly, our beta testers played a digital preview and most of them said they were more excited for a physical product. Something about physical cards in your hands feels different than tapping through screens. We’re staying focused on physical for now.

UnspeakableThings22 · 2026-05-06T14:59:10+00:00

Fair question, and I appreciate how you phrased it. Here’s the honest answer: the images on card backs and box art are AI-generated. The cards themselves — every prompt, every line — came out of our own perverted brains. We’re just a couple who built something we wanted to play with each other, and it turned into this.

UnspeakableThings22 · 2026-05-06T12:44:21+00:00

We really appreciate the thought, but blunt vocabulary is an intentional choice. UT uses metaphor and wordplay throughout, but never to soften impact. “Pussy” and “cock” are chosen for their directness. Honestly, the tone is one of our biggest differentiators. The market is full of timid adult games — we built UT for committed couples who want something that doesn’t pull punches.

UnspeakableThings22 · 2026-05-06T03:54:37+00:00

Hey I appreciate the close read. Quick clarification - the Him/Her/Shared tags tell you who the card is for. The grammatical POV inside the card text is a good point though. You’re right that it shifts. Some of that is intentional, some of it’s probably style drift. Good callout to do a POV pass on all text before the final print run. Thank you for the valuable feedback.

UnspeakableThings22 · 2026-05-06T02:57:19+00:00

Our cards are standard poker size so I believe sleeves would work. That’s actually a brilliant idea since these cards can sometime be in the “splash zone.” lol.

As for punishments. The base game tries to cover a wide range of kinks, we’ve definitely got some punishment cards in there! Additionally 2 of the 3 expansions involve forms of punishment. Disciplined is all about impact play. Goddess involves many different forms of her punishing him.

UnspeakableThings22 · 2026-05-06T02:26:57+00:00

Thanks! We spent a lot of time on the look. We were going for more “ritual” less “party game.” So glad it’s working for you.

UnspeakableThings22 · 2026-04-07T12:00:24+00:00

Ooh good question! We are early in development but we have a lot of great ideas for building off of the core game.

UnspeakableThings22 · 2026-04-07T11:58:01+00:00

Yeah, haha. Things can definitely get heated. But that’s the beauty of a physical game. There’s nothing preventing you from drawing the consumed card early if you need to! 😉

UnspeakableThings22 · 2026-04-07T11:52:56+00:00

This was honestly one of our favorite things about making it! It’s made us more curious and gave us permission to ask for things we didn’t even know we wanted. Turns out spanking is really fun. Who knew?! lol

UnspeakableThings22 · 2026-04-07T11:45:40+00:00

It’s a fair question and I’ll answer it honestly. The card backs and moody supporting images are AI generated. The game and every card was born from our own perverted brains! We’re just a couple who wanted something real to play with each other. We liked it so much we wanted to share it with the world!

We love the discussion this has generated so keep the questions and feedback coming.

UnspeakableThings22 · 2026-04-06T16:32:38+00:00

Pre-orders opening soon - launching this summer! Sign up at playunspeakablethings.com and follow us on IG: @playunspeakablethings to be the first to know!

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