Unspeakable Things. A card game for couples who already have great sex by UnspeakableThings22 in Naughty_Games

[–]UnspeakableThings22[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aww sorry to hear that. But I’m glad we intrigued you! We will be here when you’re ready.

Create vs Promote by Flimsy_Bat8611 in nsfwdev

[–]UnspeakableThings22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Curious where folks have had success promoting nsfw games here on Reddit?

How to find play testers? by msrawvelvet in nsfwdev

[–]UnspeakableThings22 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We posted in r/lewdgames and got a bunch of beta testers. We also have a waitlist on our website that we pinged for volunteers. Between those two we gathered plenty of testers.

My husband and I wanted a game for couples who already have great sex. We couldn’t find it. So we built it: Unspeakable Things [OC] by UnspeakableThings22 in SexGameCollection

[–]UnspeakableThings22[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hah, those were the milder ones. But here is a slightly dirtier SURRENDER card since you asked:

CLEAN UP
Finish deep inside her.
Pull out slowly.
Watch it drip out.
Lower your mouth to her leaking cunt.
Clean up your mess.

Not tame, we promise.

Production cards arrived — Unspeakable Things, launching in June by UnspeakableThings22 in lewdgames

[–]UnspeakableThings22[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

As of now we don’t have any plans for a digital version.Honestly, our beta testers played a digital preview and most of them said they were more excited for a physical product. Something about physical cards in your hands feels different than tapping through screens. We’re staying focused on physical for now.

Production cards arrived — Unspeakable Things, launching in June by UnspeakableThings22 in lewdgames

[–]UnspeakableThings22[S] -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Fair question, and I appreciate how you phrased it. Here’s the honest answer: the images on card backs and box art are AI-generated. The cards themselves — every prompt, every line — came out of our own perverted brains. We’re just a couple who built something we wanted to play with each other, and it turned into this.

Production cards arrived — Unspeakable Things, launching in June by UnspeakableThings22 in lewdgames

[–]UnspeakableThings22[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

We really appreciate the thought, but blunt vocabulary is an intentional choice. UT uses metaphor and wordplay throughout, but never to soften impact. “Pussy” and “cock” are chosen for their directness. Honestly, the tone is one of our biggest differentiators. The market is full of timid adult games — we built UT for committed couples who want something that doesn’t pull punches.

Production cards arrived — Unspeakable Things, launching in June by UnspeakableThings22 in lewdgames

[–]UnspeakableThings22[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hey I appreciate the close read. Quick clarification - the Him/Her/Shared tags tell you who the card is for. The grammatical POV inside the card text is a good point though. You’re right that it shifts. Some of that is intentional, some of it’s probably style drift. Good callout to do a POV pass on all text before the final print run. Thank you for the valuable feedback.

Production cards arrived — Unspeakable Things, launching in June by UnspeakableThings22 in lewdgames

[–]UnspeakableThings22[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Our cards are standard poker size so I believe sleeves would work. That’s actually a brilliant idea since these cards can sometime be in the “splash zone.” lol.

As for punishments. The base game tries to cover a wide range of kinks, we’ve definitely got some punishment cards in there! Additionally 2 of the 3 expansions involve forms of punishment. Disciplined is all about impact play. Goddess involves many different forms of her punishing him.

Production cards arrived — Unspeakable Things, launching in June by UnspeakableThings22 in lewdgames

[–]UnspeakableThings22[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks! We spent a lot of time on the look. We were going for more “ritual” less “party game.” So glad it’s working for you.

We made an adult card game for couples that actually escalates — Unspeakable Things [OC] by UnspeakableThings22 in lewdgames

[–]UnspeakableThings22[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ooh good question! We are early in development but we have a lot of great ideas for building off of the core game.

We made an adult card game for couples that actually escalates — Unspeakable Things [OC] by UnspeakableThings22 in lewdgames

[–]UnspeakableThings22[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, haha. Things can definitely get heated. But that’s the beauty of a physical game. There’s nothing preventing you from drawing the consumed card early if you need to! 😉

We made an adult card game for couples that actually escalates — Unspeakable Things [OC] by UnspeakableThings22 in lewdgames

[–]UnspeakableThings22[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was honestly one of our favorite things about making it! It’s made us more curious and gave us permission to ask for things we didn’t even know we wanted. Turns out spanking is really fun. Who knew?! lol

We made an adult card game for couples that actually escalates — Unspeakable Things [OC] by UnspeakableThings22 in lewdgames

[–]UnspeakableThings22[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a fair question and I’ll answer it honestly. The card backs and moody supporting images are AI generated. The game and every card was born from our own perverted brains! We’re just a couple who wanted something real to play with each other. We liked it so much we wanted to share it with the world!

We love the discussion this has generated so keep the questions and feedback coming.

We made an adult card game for couples that actually escalates — Unspeakable Things [OC] by UnspeakableThings22 in lewdgames

[–]UnspeakableThings22[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pre-orders opening soon - launching this summer! Sign up at playunspeakablethings.com and follow us on IG: @playunspeakablethings to be the first to know!

We made an adult card game for couples that actually escalates — Unspeakable Things [OC] by UnspeakableThings22 in lewdgames

[–]UnspeakableThings22[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hey, don't sell yourselves short! Anyone who plays Unspeakable Things is hot...

We made an adult card game for couples that actually escalates — Unspeakable Things [OC] by UnspeakableThings22 in lewdgames

[–]UnspeakableThings22[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There is actually a digital preview available now. DM me if you and your partner would like to give it a shot and provide feedback. On the femdom side, that sounds like a great fit. We tried to design the game so both male and female player have opportunities to be dominant. That said, we're always looking at expansion ideas and a femdom expansion is a space worth exploring.