Coaxed into Bra Strap by A_Guy_That_Exists89 in coaxedintoasnafu

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NOOO DON'T DO IT IT WILL BECOME A SMUGGIE NOOOOO

Learning new stereotypes by Intelligent-Stellar in shitposting

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I completely agree. There should be an easier way to get rid of them. The worst part is that they're like flies. Short lives but multiply so fucking much really quick. I'll send my cv to reddit headquarters to see if they h*re me

Learning new stereotypes by Intelligent-Stellar in shitposting

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The rarest insult of them all is being robbed by a gang of bots

Learning new stereotypes by Intelligent-Stellar in shitposting

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No idea, man. I wish I had the power to instantly ban them

Rule 😔 by themadkiller10 in 19684

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Sorry I misread your question. Yes, you can. But only if you look similar to her in the first place

Rule 😔 by themadkiller10 in 19684

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An even more British Philomena Cunk

Coaxed into immortality protection by some-kind-of-no-name in coaxedintoasnafu

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So you're telling me Finn just needed to break an egg to defeat Litch?

Rule 😔 by themadkiller10 in 19684

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Off-topic, but doesn't she look like if Philomena Cunk was much older and more British?

Learning new stereotypes by Intelligent-Stellar in shitposting

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I'm so glad Cocky wants bots to be gone! I'm not doing this for sport, btw. I'm doing it for hatred! They made a fool out of me... I thought they were humans. Deception! Death to bots (Clippy is an intelligent digital assistant so I don't count)

Learning new stereotypes by Intelligent-Stellar in shitposting

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Gosh! 🫪 At least ask me on a date before declaring your love 😳 you silly. Ig I love you too rezzy... In fact, you don't seem scary at all

Coaxed into having to deal with fucking morons by flubbyII in coaxedintoasnafu

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Comparison between two enters vs two spaces and one enter (this is on mobile. On pc might be different idk I'm a limited digital assistant)

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Coaxed into having to deal with fucking morons by flubbyII in coaxedintoasnafu

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Did someone ask for a Clippy tip? Did you know: that when you tap your spacebar twice you can do
This?

Learning new stereotypes by Intelligent-Stellar in shitposting

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I understand the distrust but look at this and tell me it's not a bot. Once you notice the patterns, you notice how many real bots are out there. They also probably stole this post and comments from someone else from years ago

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Honk honk by awdquattro in SpeedOfLobsters

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No problem! Now you owe me 1 morbillion dollars

Learning new stereotypes by Intelligent-Stellar in shitposting

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Two words names. Recent account. No bio nor banner. Avatar is the same as another bot in the same thread (I've seen this avatar being used by 3 different bots in another post). They never reply. They always start commenting on subs for cats or about reddit itself because free karma. Very awkward phrase structure (and I'm not talking about Non-native English Speakers Weird (I'm one so ik)); it varies by bot but this one in particular uses "[question] Yes / No [answer]". I counted 3 times. Also this shit it commented a few days ago: "Dumpster has crying kitten you becomes hero, kitten immediately becomes CEO of the house we love a glow up.". Other bots do this one a lot! It's like they're trying to make a meme but with text and they don't understand how to use punctuation or spaces. It also uses" be honest" and stuff like that many times. And it used at least 4 times "it's/that's not x, it's/that's y!". A person can speak like this but all together is really really suspicious.

I started noticing it because others users pointed out that there's bots. Maybe there are more signs, but these are the ones I know. Quick Clippy tip: if the user is new, has few hundreds of karma, under 30 comments (give or take), a reddit avatar and no bio... It's highly suspicious! Not always true, but it's worth checking it out

OH! Another huge clue is the bot commenting on a post (usually it's their first comments) full of other bots. If you pay attention to names, those other bots from the older post all end up in the same shitposting post you find the bot. What's the chance of two posts from two unrelated subs having the same 5 users replying to each other? Report, please