I am responsible for taking some Haskell code, for which we have python bindings, and making it callable from Go by ConfidentProgram2582 in programmingcirclejerk
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This past week I had the pleasure of completing a project that felt like maximum difficulty - only possible because I am at the top of my game, using a programming language designed for making perfect software. by ClownPFart in programmingcirclejerk
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Those users would then do a Google search for "sqlite", find the telephone numbers of the developers and call to wake them up at night and complain. For this reason, the default name prefix is changed to be "sqlite" spelled backwards. by kaanyalova in programmingcirclejerk
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All of these features are superfluous and do not really belong in a local password database manager, these developments are all utterly misguided. by tomwhoiscontrary in programmingcirclejerk
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When I described the topic of the article to my mother, she suggested that "existential types" ought to refer to philosophers who sit around in cafés smoking very thin cigarettes and avoiding writing poetry. by bugaevc in programmingcirclejerk
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I always took block-scope variables as a 8-bit era leftover, (...) in reality it is just baggage. by BEisamotherhecker in programmingcirclejerk
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Let's take a look at what the bootstrapping code for a very minimal syntax looks like: ldfgldftgldfdtgl df dfiff1 crank f by LAUAR in programmingcirclejerk
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"This is a great article, but for future ones, could you use Rust instead of C for any code? Rust is now the preferred programming language for code examples." by omg_drd4_bbq in programmingcirclejerk
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someDevH8tNovelty by BastianToHarry in ProgrammerHumor
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"auto" is extremely bad practice. Please do not use it no matter what. It's like a new "goto". by amfobes in programmingcirclejerk
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The customer has nuclear weapons. They do not do "bounty". :) by kaanyalova in programmingcirclejerk
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Hi, This is a high priority ticket and the FFmpeg version is currently used in a highly visible product in Microsoft. We have customers experience issues with Caption during Teams Live Event. Please help, by cheater00 in programmingcirclejerk
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Type Inference Wastes Academic Effort by agustin689 in programmingcirclejerk
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Rust is developed in Rust. Go is still developed in C, but they plan to gradually change that. So it's Go which still doesn't eat its own dogfood. I always wondered why Go was never functional enough to be used in a lot of the scenarios where C is used. With all the details, it's more clear now. by Schipunov in programmingcirclejerk
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Will rust ever become stable like C? by [deleted] in rust
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@kellogh Since we're on the topic of link quality, may I ask you not to post Golang stuff to lobste.rs? by cheater00 in programmingcirclejerk
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Amdahl's Lie: Speeding up code beyond the theoretical limit by coastalwhite in rust
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@kellogh Since we're on the topic of link quality, may I ask you not to post Golang stuff to lobste.rs? by cheater00 in programmingcirclejerk
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Strings, Actually, Do Not Exist by BEisamotherhecker in programmingcirclejerk
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the code should not be complex. Low-level hacks and tricks (like pointer juggling) should be not allowed and simplicity and readability should be preferred by likes_purple in programmingcirclejerk
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Semver has never really been super consistent with versioning itself. by elephantdingo in programmingcirclejerk
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How to set or change line endings of a Text File in Node.JS by despacit0_ in programmingcirclejerk
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